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Gork @sopuli.xyz

1w ago

Lick it.

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Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
- IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.
- Right next to the crockpot.
- This is even better.
- my gram had a crosssstitch that said "if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie"

First thing I'm going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive "Ingest" to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an "Excrete" in the bathroom. "Shit Shower Shave" would be another option.
- A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.
  Ingest, process, excrete is way better than "live/laugh/love"
  
  I'm a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don't need a cricut. I don't have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It's actually getting hard to walk around in there.
- just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter
  
  I want to label my toilet /dev/null now.

My thrift store trips just became so much more fun.

Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.

I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.

This is evil and yet I can not censor it.
Do it. Have some fun. Tease Darwin.

I have one that says "don't be afraid to take whisks" next to one that says "do crimes"

Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!

This one hangs in my bathroom:

LMAO

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