Thanks I hate it

Me:

Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

Me: That sound awful

Friend: it's delicious

Me: ok I try

Me tries

Friend: Was it any good?

Me: it was... ok

Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

Me: what you never tasted?

Ex-friend: no

A former coworker on night shift was a former manager at MacDonald's, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.
I stop by McDonald's on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.
The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied "eh, I guess you've got to be stoned to enjoy it".
- I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.
- That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.
  Monti Cristos are delicious,
Turn that into a grilled cheese and you've hit gold
That is delicious.
I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.

Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.

Maybe Ernie's hate crime is unrelated to the top part
- Ernie got some demons

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here
- Look at you just Roman around like this isn't Ludacris. We need to run outta here.

If you see a news article saying "X Sensational Thing has become a trend", odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.

Officer, how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

Also whats that nickname of yours OP?

One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.
- Fair enough, have a good time playing!

But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime. Totally fine.

I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

I'll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.

That's... Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!
- I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon
- Big fan of chilli flakes and just a little salt on seared pineapple.

That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?

"9gag" in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.

I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.

Sriracha isn't exactly sour but it pairs really well with other sweet stuff.
One of my favourite snacks is some sour jam (lemon, berries, rhubarb, etc) with a healthy dollop of sriracha on bread.
The mix between fruits and garlic kinda feel like Durian if it had no smell.

I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that's vile no matter what.

I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.
- Salt on watermelon is delicious!
  Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.

and there i was thinking i'm committing hate crimes against italy by putting ketchup on a panini whilst there're people out there committing hate crimes against the very idea of flavour!

I expect most of my pizza and pasta recipes are a hate crime in Italy and I refuse to stop.

I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image

I don't care about the mustard. The way he's holding your melon makes me want to end him.

Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.

(Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)

"Food trends" kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

I'd eat it.

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