Sexy 1950s Vacuum Surrealism
Sexy 1950s Vacuum Surrealism
I just wanted a nude 1950s woman vacuuming the carpet.
Tried multiple models with multiple different prompts.
It's like none of them know what a vacuum cleaner looks like.
Not really complaining this turned out to be funnier anyways
Where's that hose going?
Dafuq?
Points for trying I guess
Dat picture tho..
I got so many more of these lmk If this is doing anything for y'all I'll post more.
These are hilarious. It's so close to being accurate but just missing the mark lol. I have no idea how training the models works, so I have no helpful suggestions, but I love the attempts! Please keep trying!
The 3rd to last has a horrifying bullet wound nipple! Lmao.
What are you using to generate these? I'm interested in checking it out.
25My guess is that the model tries to design "1950ies aesthetic vacuum cleaners" and has no idea how those would look like
6I'm using mage dot space, in brower, subscription based. Multiple SD models, here's one of the prompts:
((((NSFW)))), (((naked 1950's housewife))), (((cute smile))) ((vacuuming the carpet)), (((Vacuum cleaner advertisement))), ((flawless face)), (((1950s sitcom background))) ((perfectly detailed erotic body)), ((Displaying ass to the camera)) (((erotic and uncensored))) ultimate masterpiece ((artistic camera angle)) gradient lighting, soft macros, hyper-maximalist, delicate nuances, real shading, natural clarity, lumen reflections, perfect shadows, accent lighting, unreal sharpness, global illumination, RTX, SSAO, HBAO, global reflections, ambient occlusion, optical fiber, beautifully color graded, Extremely detailed, digital art
4The 3rd to last has a horrifying bullet wound nipple! Lmao.
And how is she holding the vacuum with her right hand? It’s like she has Velcro palms
1It's worse than that. Her hand is merging with the vacuum.
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Scrolled in all for a good 5 min and this is the only post I found that wasn't retarded. Keep up the good work.
12I was going for retarded tho ☹️
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I would expect naturally hairy pussy (which is also awesome) for this time period
10Yeah not enough bush
5Yes, Bikinis small enough to warrant trimming evolved in the sixties (and were French like post-cards).
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Suggestion that might improve the result, try the keyword (posterization:0.4), also get a detail slider lora and reduce the detail a little bit.
7Weird fetish bro
6Some of the wall art is just... well, it's there. That's for certain.
Thanks for sharing!
6I don't understand the issue. #6 is always how I vacuum. up the ass and out the palm.
5I will have to try that but my vacuum cleaner really sucks
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These are great. Please post others if you have them :)
4Third from the bottom is being assimilated. Look at that finger (among other things).
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spoiler
Prompt:
cinematic photo (full length naked erotic pin-up of a sexy suburban housewife:1.2), looks like housewife, shapely body, hourglass figure, medium breasts, soft body, house chores vacuuming, toned, exposed breasts, (standing pose with vacuum cleaner:1.1), vintage blonde, (vintage 1960:1.2), vintage lounge room, soft light, day light, 50's suburbia, propaganda poster style, (posterization:0.8) (lora:detail_slider_v4:-2) (lora:add_detail:2) (lora:babes_20:1), bright happy pastel colours, garter belt, realism, realistic, hyperrealistic, hyperdetailed, (low saturation, low contrast:1.1) . 35mm photograph, film, bokeh, professional, 4k, highly detailed
Neg:
(lora:badhands:1) (film grain, noise:1.1), amateur, (blurry:1.2), (script, inscription, logo, watermark, signature, title, attribution, text, words:1.5), cropped, out of frame, (worst quality, low quality, poor quality), jpeg artifacts, poorly lit, overexposed, underexposed, glitch, error, out of focus, soft textures, low resolution, low fidelity,ghibli grain,(semi-realistic, cgi, 3d, render, sketch, cartoon, drawing, digital art, anime, manga:1.3), (clothing:1.5), drawing, painting, crayon, sketch, graphite, impressionist, noisy, blurry, soft, deformed, ugly
Params:
Steps: 30, Sampler: DPM++ 2M Karras, CFG scale: 7.5, Seed: 2316740277, Face restoration: GFPGAN, Size: 512x768, Model hash: c3784efc60, Model: forgottenmixCartoon2_v10, VAE hash: 63aeecb90f, VAE: vaeFtMse840000Ema_v100.pt, Denoising strength: 0.28, Clip skip: 2, ADetailer model: face_yolov8n.pt, ADetailer confidence: 0.3, ADetailer dilate erode: 4, ADetailer mask blur: 4, ADetailer denoising strength: 0.4, ADetailer inpaint only masked: True, ADetailer inpaint padding: 32, ADetailer version: 23.11.1, Hires prompt: "(full length naked erotic pin-up of a sexy suburban housewife:1.2), looks like housewife, shapely body, hourglass figure, medium breasts, soft body, house chores vacuuming, toned, exposed breasts, (standing pose with vacuum cleaner:1.1), vintage blonde, (vintage 1960:1.2), vintage lounge room, soft light, day light, 50's suburbia, propaganda poster style, (posterization:0.8) (lora:detail_slider_v4:-2) (lora:add_detail:2) (lora:babes_20:1), bright happy pastel colours, garter belt, realism, realistic, hyperrealistic, hyperdetailed, (low saturation, low contrast:1.1)", Hires upscale: 2, Hires steps: 12, Hires upscaler: SwinIR_4x, Lora hashes: "detail_slider_v4: 8347b7ec221e, add_detail: 7c6bad76eb54, babes_20: 246e7c2eab64", Version: v1.6.0-2-g4afaaf8a, Hashes: {"vae": "c6a580b13a", "lora:add_detail": "47aaaf0d29", "lora:babes_20": "65cf944caa", "model": "c3784efc60"}2Even this one has problems. The perspective is way off.
4Perspective is off, there's no vacuum cleaner, the couch is missing half its back and a leg.
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That slit on the last one
2The third picture:
- odd perspective. She’s either 10 feet tall with regularly sized furniture or she’s a regularly sized person with hobbit-sized furniture
- she has 3 hands. 1 of which is part of the vacuum tube. 1 of her hands has just 1 large sausage-like finger
- the way the carpet bends under her weight leads me to believe that she has a mattress underneath that, rather than a floor
- her slit is like 3x longer than most human female’s slit (though let’s be honest I’d probably want to fuck anyways)
- and lastly, her wall art is of an Edgar Allen Poe head on top of a busty pin up model body
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