Conservatives Are Boycotting Froot Loops for Creating a Library of Diverse Children's Books Online
Conservatives Are Boycotting Froot Loops for Creating a Library of Diverse Children's Books Online
The titles in the online library include topics like kindness, acceptance, and inclusivity.
They are fruity, rainbow colored, AND they let kids read things that haven't been vetted by MTG and the leader of the Proud Boys?
Holy shit how has the offense to our freedoms, the danger to our children, and the disdain for proper god-fearing Americans perpetuated by Froot Loops been allowed to continue for so long!!??
44Every time a brand falls onto the "socially conservative ban list" I just cackle evilly.
Yes. The death by a thousand cuts is very fitting for these people who seem to lack critical thinking skills and won't learn.
It's almost like people think children need to know how to be decent human beings and they know that some parents will refuse to teach that skill.
It's almost as if...as if society at large has already decided that the "status quo" they are vehemently defending needs to die. It's like society has decided people need to be better. So that we don't like; kill each other off stupidly over stupid fucking bullshit in stupid wars like stupid idiots being stupidly fucking greedy and unrelenting.
27Alright. That’s even dumber than the beer thing a while ago. Let me try to guess what’s next.
Bacon. You see, more and more people from Muslim families say „fuck it“ and try out bacon. Conservatives, with that giant hole in their heads, will demand from the manufacturers to not sell bacon to muslims and ex muslims. The manufacturers will say „whatever“ and so the boycott starts. It will last for like 5 days and bacon sales will rise in the meantime.
If this doesn’t happens in the next two years, I will open and moderate a furry community.
20Standing against things rather than for things.
14Meanwhile I thought they were boycotting because the Fruit Loops are the colors of “the gays” /s
Conservative boycotts seem to be a dime a dozen, then everything goes back to normal because some manufactured moral outrage doesn’t really matter.
12Looks like I'm buying Fruit Loops. 😝
10They decry cancel culture, while canceling any culture they can find. The sad, sad hypocrisy.
8"kindness, acceptance, and inclusivity"--three things conservatives hate
8Imagine being such a coward that you need to shelter yourself from breakfast cereal. I’m so glad that Darwinism is taking these clowns out one-by-one.
7The god fearing getting dumber by the year.
5Ironic as they're packed into every box.
4I wish there was a way to harness their hate and direct it against their god-king, Trump. Get them to destroy their entire movement and fracture into a million, feckless pieces.
3What the fuck is wrong with them?
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