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While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

trump. musk. putin.

"I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean"

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

“I skipped arm day…”

Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won't believe #5!

A guide to stand like the Trumps

Various stages of holding in your pee

The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

"How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism"

Armless pole dancing.

The name's Bob... Shishka Bob

priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

Pop Lock and Drop it

Source?

Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.

Pooperation (Poop Preparation)

Man without arms attempts pole vault

Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

Homestar Runner in human form

How to sit on the toilet fabulously

Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership

Dune Part 3

The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.

"Brust raus, Bauch rein!" (old german proverb)

Correct approach to shitting

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The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition

Bean posture

Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

Thalidomide boogie

... is this Loss?

Posing as a human

Kenshi character creation

Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.

Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.

Vlad's highschool diary

For some reason all I can see when I look at this is this guy

The Vitruvian Modern Man

Me getting it on with your mom

1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin's dick.
2. Putin's dick makes Trump arch his back.
3. Trump loves to sit on Putin's dick.