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civil war

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- In the words of Nick Newport from Parks & Rec:
  "Fat, happy and docile; the way we like em."
What about Lula? President, went to jail for corruption, banned from holding office. Paid his dues and got freaking re-elected? This is like a telenovella!
- Not really "paid his dues", but got out because it was proven the judge in his case was colluding with the prosecution and he never had a fair trial.
  
  He was corrupt!
  Actually, the judge was!
  🔄
  
  Didn't know this detail, thank you! But that's even more crazy drama!
Zelador Joao: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Argentinians and Brazillians! Or Uruguayans and Brazillians! Or Paraguayans and Brazillians! Or Brazillians and other Brazillians! Damn Brazillians! They ruined Brazil!
Intendenci Pelador : You Brazillians sure are a contentious people.
Zelador Joao: Fizeste uma enemigo pra sempre!
🇭🇹🇭🇹*Amateurs!!!*🇭🇹🇭🇹
Egypt has entered the room
Also, 3 major civil wars, one of them exclusively about anti-vaccers rights.
What president are you counting on that self-coup thing?
The American revolution was a civil war.
- If you count every time a colony wanted independence as a civil war then you're going to have to move Britain to the bottom panel
  
  A minority of the colonists (40%) wanted independence. 20% of colonists opposed independence. A brutal war was fought between them. No less a civil war than in Russia or Ireland.
- Maybe that was included in the Britain column.
  
  It wasn’t.
40 presidents? There have been 45.

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