5d ago

I dunno... looks like a challenge

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- Appears broken, but yes
  
  couldn't figure out how to actually embed the video posting from my phone, but figured at least an image would get the message across
At least it’s got a flared base
- Not nearly flared enough
- If you can fit the part in, you can fit the base in. This just makes it worse.
- Way insufficient
Which Threshold can you reach?
- The one where Paris and Janeway turn into space lizards
  
  That's not canon.
Finally a way to be a hoe hoe hoe hoe
If not butt plug....why buttplug shaped?
I'm so confused…are those actual butt plugs or weird ass mock christmas tree decorations? Both?…depending on your mood?
lmfao.
- Yes
What is that even supposed to be? I mean apart from the obvious butt plug
- A Christmas decoration for your butt
- A facial massager.
  Department stores used to sell vibrators as facial massagers often with ads in the paper of women holding one up to their cheek.
  
  Which cheek?
- Christmas tree
- Not-A-Butt-Plug obviously.
- A magic travel to the hospital if you're brave enough?
Before seeing these ornaments I hadn't considered that a doorknob can be shaped...ergonomically. I wonder if there are unreasonably strong springy door stoppers.
- Wait, are people actually shoving a doorknob in their asses? Even the rounded ones would be quite the progression. Not to mention the screws on the other side.... :P
  Just get dildos, it's so much safer.
- I'm not saying I tried it as a teenager, but I'm also not saying I didn't. Eroticas should be more careful in how they describe some of their more 'fun' beginner forays into bdsm, eh? ;)
imagine saying the phrase "screams preemptively in ER nurse" to a medieval peasant
- They probably wouldn't get it until they shoved that Christmas tree up their ass.
Eh, not that impressive. Dildos marketed for furries are so much worse than this.
- More ergonomic, too!
goddamnets stamets

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