Creative way to boost your business
Creative way to boost your business
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Ironic how any guy that says "disgusting" desperately wants to see it.
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Damn wish I could find something like this. I'm mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards
To the downvotes: Can't even joke about my own body lol, lmao even. If I had to choose to fight either a real camel or my disembodied camel toe I'd choose the real camel, and if you ever get the chance to see me in pussy hugging clothes you'd make the same choice
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😳😳 damn
I was wondering about the procedure, does 'it' work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl
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Sure does work, and here you go my hole story: https://lemmy.zip/post/39222527
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Do you not discuss desired outcomes before such surgery? I struggle to believe they don't have a wide variety of possibile outcomes.
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I was able to discuss desired outcomes but there's no guarantee on these things. Plus the first surgery is more about getting everything in place and functional then people can go in later to pretty it up if that's wanted. From what I experienced each surgeon has really specific skills and you shop based on that then let the chosen one go to town on the bits. The things I was most invested in had more to do with certain functionality than looks so that's where my discussions were focused. Now that I'm here though I wouldn't change a thing I think having a camel toe from hell is hilarious so it gets to stay
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...until Joe came in. With his bloody, freshly cut off, camel's toe.
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Thats not an "until", it's a winner
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Real camel toe is disgusting. The other is just fun to look at.
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Furries can be foot guys too.
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I DIDN'T GET FREE COFFEE!
To be fair, the other guys was better.
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Moose Knuckle gets a free Beef Bacon Belly Buster Breakfast Burrito.
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I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
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those are more expensive, right? a win's a win
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I'm having trouble imagining what would constitute "best" in this context.
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You can give out multiple free coffees
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Like porn, it's hard to define but makes it good but you know when you see it
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This particular bar actually had a woman who was an expert on rating moose knuckles. And she was doing the judging
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I hope this is AI generated and a bad joke.
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You're in a shitposting community man
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Shit post ≠ shitpost
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What's the problem?
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Imagine being the woman who drags herself in there, still mostly asleep, orders her coffee, gets it free?, drinks it, goes outside and sees this
That'd be pretty fucking gross
Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.
Can we on the left not enjoy a god damn camel toe and a free god damn coffee and a joke from time to time without the fucking peanut galleries moral objection
I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and "camel toe" is under the "bad" items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.
The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it's something that someone might be self conscious about.
"Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man" would be also be offensive IMHO, because it's singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don't want to be singled out.
Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.
I've no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.
Could you… explain how it’s funny?
Cuz… what?
There’s a big difference between seeing someone with major camel toe and laughing about it vs this weird creepy predator shit.
is basic human decency both political and left wing
Can we on the left have some people enjoy a joke and others find it offensive without posting an essay about why either everybody or nobody should find it offensive?
Wait, does the barista want a closer look?
-me, after that
Fug off