Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying
BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying
He must be so pissed off we are all laughing and joking about his death. I for one hope he is still alive just to see us revel with glee at the idea of his passing. He deserves it soooo much!
Devastatingly tragic to hear that the cancer that is killing America still exists.
JUST DIE ALREADY
This is unfortunate news. Though I've read that the black hand can be a sign of heart failure.
Dropping dead of organ failure is the single patriotic duty he could ever perform in his life. Bone spurs won't save the bastard this time.
Posts on Reddit saying those were photos from a few years ago. Did they just use stock photos or is the child rapist in a fridge somewhere?
The photos are current, as far as I can tell - there's many different outlets reporting on this and that all have similar photos, especially with the age of his grandchild who is also in the photos. He's not dead, damn it all.
It was wonderful to see america regain their hope, even if only for a few short days.
Has there ever been an American market President that so many are actively hoping keels over.
Taft maybe
It wasn't this time, but it won't be long.
He looks so fucking old and decrepit.
He won't last his term.
Let's hope so. He is the oldest president ever elected, so there's a solid chance.
“See, I told you they would stop talking about Epstein!” 🫲🍊🫱
Surprised I hadn’t seen this emoji representation of Trump before, it’s perfect 🫲🍊🫱
Wut. He was seen in talks with like a dozen EU leaders, what, last week?
And the pope met with JD the day before he cratered. Your point?
Yeah. Everybody's alive until they're not.
Its one clip and it keeps surfacing. Its an old clip. Keep holding onto that 10 seconds of video footage MAGA... thats all you got left.
Sorry if anyone got their hopes up.
I'm honestly torn. Trump is definitely being "handled" by the Project 2025 architects (the Heritage Foundation), but he is such an idiotic narcissistic ass that he also tends to fuck their plans up a bit. Vance, on the other hand, will be a dutiful little soldier boy, and not get in their way so much - which is why the HF got Trump to pick him despite the bad blood between them. I'm really a bit more scared of that - kind of a "be careful what you wish for" situation.
You're forgetting that cults don't continue when the leader is gone. Trump doesn't his entire life getting people to believe him and love him or hate him he is good at it. Vance sucks. No one likes him and he will not be able to continue the grift when Donny dies. They have no one past him that can handle the base and the party. There is going to be a lot more pain when he is gone because of all the fighting. Better case unfortunately would be for midterms to happen then he dies then at least there's a chance the GOP won't have full control over the government
Yeah but MAGA doesn't have cult leader boner for Vance. They wouldn't let him shit in their mouths. Trump on the other hand...
I don't want Trump dead. I want to see him pay in some way for his countless crimes.
If he just dies because he's old, then he's never faced any justice.
I would prefer that, too, but reality is that's extremely unlikely to happen. As such, I'm more focused on getting through this so the damage can be undone as quickly as possible.
I have no hope for him to face real punishment. My greatest hope is that her suffers real badly in the polls and is terribly unliked - so badly his consonant dissonance has to be at full steam trying to gaslight out of it.
There's a pretty high chance that he will go unpunished until the day he dies, so you're going to want to plan for getting justice in other ways. Probably from people who are still alive at that point.
I also don't want him dead. I want him locked in after a massive stroke.
There are more important things than that you get to see an old man unhappy. In the grand scheme, it doesn't matter compared to the ongoing global chaos and harm to humans.
Would making Trump face justice undo any of his crimes?
Well JD said he was ready to step into the president's position. Maybe he was disappointed, or ahead of himself a bit.
Something's fucky
https://sports.inquirer.net/367910/trump-tees-it-up-with-hall-of-fame-golfers-player-sorenstam
The picture in the Mediate article is a cropped version of the one in this article which has been circulating all day.
Look at the license plate, the shoes and clothes.
You’re right they used a cropped old photo, but are you saying he can’t wear the same outfit or ride in the same vehicle he did a few years ago? He’s old and probably a creature of habit, he might have superstition around clothes in sports and the cars may be part of his usually fleet.
I get what you’re saying, but it sounds a little conspiratorial to me.
Such a confusing take. You start by saying they used old photo, which is my point, as they are claiming this photo is proof of life, since he hadn’t been seen in three days.
Then you insinuate I am saying it’s not possible for him to wear the same clothes or ride in the same car as 6 years ago.
Sure it’s possible that this is all coincidence and yep he’s got the same SUV and the same clothes and the photographer had to stand at the same location.
I just think the probability is lower that this is proof that Trump is prancing around golf courses kicking balls closer to holes. Just seems a little odd.
Like the probability that someone gets grazed by a bullet and the wound magically disappeared or that politicians create fake files planting the presidents name in them for 30 years. Sure, could happen…
My point is something’s fucky with this whole thing.
Upgraded from secretly dying to visibly dying.
If I won the $1B powerball and Trump also died, Im confident I know what Id consider to be the best thing to happen to me this week
I forgot that I even bought a ticket because I was so excited about the mere prospect of that bastard dying
“Seen”
I saw people saying on Bluesky that this was from a month-old video, can anyone confirm?
There’s always next time.
It could be as soon as tomorrow.
Or even this very moment.
This was just some nerd saw Valkyrie for the first time and made a twitter post.
That picture though. He looks like he had something happen.
Yeah, his makeup actually extends back past his ears. Which means some other poor soul probably had to do it.
Shit his pants, probably.
Also, this:
Good, shouldn’t be quick Though, ideally he’d be grossly physically disabled but still cognizant, at least in so far as he currently is
Deepfake!!
Fuckit, lets turn the tables
south park already did a couple eps ago. it was gross.
I totally Missed this whole thing! WTF. You guys need to send more updates and such. Imagine the lost opportunity to feel that emotion temporarily!
Sorry bud you missed out on your dose of hopium :(
I enjoyed it for a bit, just refreshing my feeds hoping to see the big headlines.
Uff he’s ancient. He needs to be poopin’ his pants at brunch somewhere with his grandkids screaming “grandpa smells again!” in public really loud, not making a fascist power grab.
Pfft, I doubt his offspring would trust having that paedo near his grandkids.
"Now, listen, do you remember the rules?"
"Yes, mummy"
"What are they?"
"Don't ever be alone in a room with GrandNazi. And don't ever get into 'grabbing' distance no matter what."
“Spotted” like livor mortis spots?
It’s crazy how I sound like a conspiracy theorist when I say this doesn’t look like him. His nose and neck look off. As another mentioned his makeup looks too good.
I caught a bit of the speculation, in the form of a couple threads of people joking how nice it would be for him to pass on a long weekend so they could really party.
Nope. Just golfing.
He does not look healthy
He’s been looking worse each passing week.
Of course he's golfing again
Looks dead to me.
After reading that, some wild and ungrounded part of my brain: Putin used the Russian version on him of whatever Vance used on the Pope!
I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by it's entrails from a lamppost. Caption:
"Has he chosen his lampost yet?"
I'm sure someone will come up with something better.
#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
Why isn’t Fox News running this story? CNN? MSNBC?
Obviously a clone.
darn it.
C'MON Donny!! It's time to bring out the lemonade with cyanide. Time to partaaaay with all your magat shitbirds.
The corpse of Donny 2 Dolls, just keeps getting dragged out by the Heritage Foundation a la Weekend at Bernies.
Can we please shut down the BlueAnon shit? It's embarrassing.
Any group sufficiently large will have some dipshits. The concern is how seriously they are taken. Nobody actually believed that Trump was dead just because pizza orders were active around the Pentagon, it was mostly wild speculation and macabre humor. You won't ever silence all the morons, but if you maintain a healthy sense of skepticism and critical thinking, then there's no reason to be embarrassed.
Nobody actually believed that Trump was dead
I got up to 1% after the obviously not him (alleged) truth social post.
As the saying goes… “take the meat bridge.”
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