Petition to change pub crawls to this!

Oh Scott, we've all been there

You're an adult, no one is stopping you. As Shia says "JUST DO IT! 🫱🫲"

Except the UK having a pretty crap bakery culture. It might be better in cities, but for most of us I suspect it's just "Here's a selection of stodgy pre-packed cakes we defrosted this morning. That will be £5 please. Oh you want to sit down? Then it's £6."
- That's sad to hear since there's so many cool places with bakery culture near you. That's like when I found out Houston makes New Orleans boiled crayfish wrong even tho they're only 6 hrs apart 😂

Every year in my area there is a croissant festival where participating bakeries sell their finest croissant at 1.50$, and this is exactly what we do. A croissant crawl.

This is obviously referred to as a "Cake Walk".

I see what you did there
there it is. Best I came up with crakeries but that just makes it sound grumpy
I always come to the comments to find a better pun already made

Used to do this as a student, in Sheffield there's a long line of Greggs through the city all about 1 steak-bake-walk apart

I wonder if this is why the Romans laid down their roads
This comment should be the British national anthem
Manchester has got you if you fancy another one. We have so many Greggs and it ain’t even nice nor cheap anymore.
Edit: I can’t honestly fathom that we have 16 of these shitty places within the city centre. Thats crazy. Then there’s 4-5 McD in that same area too and god knows how many Costa Coffee shops.
- Costa is a wild.

Can I still be drunk tho?

if someone else drives, sure!
- It makes me sad that your idea of a pub crawl (or a grub crawl) necessitates driving.
- why would you be driving at a pub crawl tho

my locale has one of these. all ten restaurants in town have signed up, and if you take three receipts with the restaurants having eaten at them (it can just be coffee) to city hall they give you... something? i dunno, I have only done twice in a month.

Carb crawl?

Same basic ingredients, grain, water, yeast.

and both equally old

Nothing wrong with a grub crawl

I did this in Ho Chi Minh City subconsciously. Struggled to walk by a bakery without stopping for a cheesy baguette, tart, or donut. Never heard anyone waxing poetic about the smells wafting from a bar.

I'm glad for you that you were able to try all those foods 💜

My grandma used to that.

She got diabetes

first one, then the other

Porque no los dos?

How about a bun run?

Bun-ny hop?
Of course, a cake walk. Muffin or Mochi March. Donut Derby. Croissant, Crueller, and Cookie Crawl. Bismarck Bun Fight. In winter, a Loaf Luge.

How many pastries can one person eat? Also, you dont get anything but bad health out of the deal?!

And delirious joy.
As if alcohol isn't worse
- I don't want to live too long, so both is good.
  Short life well lived and all that!

But how will that help me drown my problems in alcohol?

Interesting... So get this...

Donut crawl.

I like your style

imo this is the best way to plan a visit to a city anyway. Just pick something you like and visit all the versions of it in that city. Could be anything. Trashy bars, theaters, parks, etc. Works great

Muffin Shufflin’

only if the bakeries have alcohol

Technically, they make alcohol there if they're making yeasted bread..

We welcome all forms of yeasty goodness