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You gotta hate clickbait titles.

The Number 1 Reason People Hate Clickbait Titles (And it May Not Be What You Think)
- It's exactly what you think.

It's worded like a fucking Jeopardy question

What is Turmeric!

where did u go wrong in life to allow CNN push notifications on your phone

Yeah, if your reaction to "website wants permission to push notifications to your device" isn't some mix between mirth and revulsion, I don't fundamentally understand you.
- It's like people who actually watch commercials. If you don't skip/look away/mute/otherwise attempt to ignore commercials, there are massive differences between us. I even had an ex who thought targeted ads were a good thing, and he would voluntarily fill out the marketing questions that streaming services asked in lieu of commercial breaks. I just ... I can't imagine wanting that.
- Wait, why would mirth be involved?
If you must consume corporate media at least do it trhough rss, please.

And that even though they could've bait-and-switched with a whole range of colors:

The purple ones are still orange on the inside
- Ah, interesting. I guess, you mean those at around 10 o'clock? I've had the more sort of violet ones at 2 o'clock before and they looked like this:
  They colored my whole food blue, as if I had spilled some ink into there. 🙃

What really hit me that all this superfood shit was nonsense was when I watched a real nutritionist answer a question about "the best superfood" and they said "potatoes."

Tbf, potatoes are fucking dope
It's true, potatoes are one of the few singular plants that can provide almost all of a person's nutritional needs with barely any other supplement.
- More protein per acre than soy.
  A factoid brought to you by the National Potato Council, who told me this once and I've never bothered to fact check it.
  Edit: It's a lie! What other lies have lobbing groups told me???
- Cheap, can be made into a variety of dishes, easy to prepare, really a winner allround.
Yes, but no. Yes it's a "super food" in the sense that they are easy to grow and are nutritious and contain almost everything the body needs, but you'd have to eat like twenty kilos a day to survive on them solely.
- Also, they can't fly and potato eyes do not emit lasers.
- ....and now there's diabetes.
- Wait until you find out about the other "super" foods
Rather broccoli. Mulberry and flaxseed too. Who knew, our pre-agriculture ancestors ate the healtiest.
- pre-agriculture ancestors ate the healtiest.
  and lived to the ripe age of 42.
Now I'm starting to think that maybe Ray Cronise's "potato diet" aka "Nutritarian diet" might not be so insane after all.
It certainly seemed to work for Penn Jillette and Kevin Smith. It's extreme, but might work for certain people. I don't know if I would have the discipline personally.

"Science discovers that a type of repetitive leg movement that propels the body in a sustained motion over a flat surface can have positive health impacts if done for only twenty minutes every day."

honestly news doesn’t deserve push notifications imo

err isn’t worthy of push notifications *
There are very few newsworthy items I'd be happy to receive a notification for... and I expect I'd find out about those pretty quick from other people anyway

Practice skipping all clickbait headlines.

If I see one that really intrigues me, then I go out and Internet search for an answer instead of clicking.
- Exactly! Me too.

Somebody said carrots?!??

Could be sweet potatoes.

Huh, didnt know cnn plays dota2.

carrots are not food

LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES, DAMN YOU, CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
That was decent
Nice. I also like Charlie’s video which is a little less rigorous but also addresses the question of “what?”
https://youtu.be/35Wmz2IFW2w

You won't believe how this title makes you click itself.

Did you know that the real reason why carrots are orange is that they absorb electromagnetic radiation on particular wavelengths and reflect it at others?

They should be banned!
I'm sure there's a shiny sticker you can buy for $698.99 that will solve that issue.

I thought it was about Trump, but at "nutrients" I was like: Wait a minute ...

That's the Orange Rude Vegetable
But easy mistake to make

Sweet potato.

The sad thing is if Americans saw a supermarket shelf of only carrots or Cheetos, its clone in color and size only, they would stuff their carts with bags of Cheetos instead of a rabbit's favorite snack. I love carrots but processed foods are America's comfort cooking

a rabbit’s favorite snack.
Just a PSA about this common myth - rabbits DO NOT naturally eat carrots.
Bugs Bunny popularized the idea, yet the only reason he ate carrots was as a reference/homage to Clark Gable in the 1934 film It Happened One Night.
Peter [Gable's character] pulls out a carrot with the long leafy greens still attached, peels the skin with a pocket knife, and nonchalantly nibbles on the vegetable as cars whisk by. Peter continues to give the lesson while speaking with a mouthful of carrots, a personal quirk reminiscent of Bugs Bunny's casual, carefree attitude.
Apparently a lot about Bugs Bunny was a reference to that character, including the phrase, "What's up, Doc?"
Anyway, I've seen pet-owners give their rabbits carrots as if it's a normal meal. It is not, and the high sugar in carrots can cause health issues. For the sake of your bunny, please get dietary advice from your pet's veterinarian - not from a cartoon that parodied a film character 85 years ago.
- The next thing you'll be telling us is that we can't arbitrarily drop anvils on people.
I, too, love carrots, but man, you can't tell me that a cheeto isn't more tasty.
- Depends if you include the feeling of disgust and regret afterwards.
- I think I honestly prefer carrots.
- People in the US actually like Cheetos?
- To me, it isn't
I recently got my partner on board with replacing sugary snacks with carrots and it's great. Plan on making my own chutney soon from apples I foraged for recently, should be nice with some carrot sticks. Supermarket chutney is made with more sugar than fruit, I know it needs some to preserve it along with vinegar but they use way more than necessary. Any recipe I find the main ingredients are fruit/veg, any I find in the shop then the largest ingredient is sugar.

Is that the eli yudin from the "What A Time to be Alive" podcast?

The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you will agree special about a firm, young carrot.

Its also good at getting your cart pulled

Tell this to the internet loon that says carrots are not food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6g_9xZNdRI