What's your position on fruit salad?

Just serve the fruit seperate.

I do not like melons. Because they are cheap they put them in all the fruit salad and they contaminate all the good fruit they touch.

Even fruit salad that doesn't have melon in it (rare), the bananas get turned to mush and the oranges get beat to pulp.

There is no upside to tossing it all together unless you put it in wine for sangria.

Fuck the haters. Fruit salad is top tier brunch food. Right next to scones with salted butter and a medium boiled egg.

No dressing though. Just fruit in a bowl with freshly sliced banana as you serve. Plus two plump blackberries right on top. Four for my mom

Excellent way to hide the slightly metallic flavor of arsenic.

generally above it with a fork

It’s fine

Unprepared or simply sliced fruit is always better than fruit salad.

Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
\ Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
\ Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
\ Yummy Yummy
\ Yummy Yummy
\ Fruit Salad!
\
\ Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
\ It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
\ Take all the fruit that you want to eat
\ It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!
\
\ The first step
\ Peel your bananas
\ The second step
\ Toss in some some grapes
\ The third step
\ Chop up some apples
\ Chop up some melons
\ And put them on your plate
\
\ Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
\ It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
\ Give everyone a plate and a spoon
\ We'll all be eating it very soon!
\
\ The first step
\ Eat up the banana
\ The second step
\ Eat up some grapes
\ The third step
\ Eat up some apples
\ Eat the melons
\ Now there's nothing on your plate
\
\ Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
\ It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
\ Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
\ Let's do it all again real soon!
\
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Yummy yummy yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad!
\
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
\ Fruit salad, Yummy yummy

I like it tossed.

On top trying to balance my cheeks on two grapes.

You still can't make friends with it.

Sugar, yes even fruit, causes inflammation in my body, which is literal pain in all my joints & muscles, and brain fog & depression. This is one peek into my life showing how anything remotely pleasurable has horrific consequences to me, so I've learned to avoid all pleasurable things 😭