I wonder what it means
I wonder what it means
I'm a time traveler and I'm highly offended, but I can't tell you why or it would rend the fabric of the universe.
38Illegal aliens are voting, the election is rigged!
34Oh, they mean these illegal aliens. All this time I thought we were talking about Mexicans. SMDH.
19Build the... dome?
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Well the ai generating those hands so well might be actually from the future
21Only 5 fingers on each hand? WTF?
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They look really happy though.
20Likely renewed the decades-long agreement; Feds give them the good drugs, and in return they don’t glass the planet.
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Ayylmaos, should they exist, would be very...alien to us. Why are almost all schizo-American ufonutjob descriptions of ayylmaos are near-human sized, vaguely fuckable Startrek forehead aliens who are bipedal and have two arms? Even on Earth, bipedalism is very rare amongst animals. Next is size. Mammals alone span the size of mice to blue whales. Why are ayylmaos sized just right for anal probing us? Why aren't they orca-sized girrafes? Let's not go to problems with different planetary gravities and atmosphere. Oxygen is highly toxic and Earfian life have evolved a complicated mechanism to detoxify it. Yet, ufonutjobbers depict ayylmaos as not wearing space suits. Next is communication. We can't even talk to cats or understand them fully. What makes you think we can seduce a green naked ayylmao slave dancer? Truly, schizo-American ufonutjobbers should gb2 to Rebbit where they belong.
12Oxygen is also a catalyst for life. It’s kind of like a drug for us. It’s good and bad at the same time. It kind of burns the wick of life. It helps us product energy and destroy old cells. It is thought to be something that we would find in abundance on any planet with complex life.
In theory, the reason that our evolution won was because it is a very effective design pattern. It is possible that aliens might come from a planet with stronger or weaker gravity, so could have differing musculoskeletal structure, however the humanoid form would still provide the correct support. Perhaps, in lower gravity, our heads might have been bigger light some depictions of Greys.
We have been working on a first contact protocol for ages and would be certain to quickly establish a means of communication. I highly recommend watching the movie Arrival, which goes through this at great detail and definitely pokes at the idea that aliens might perceive different dimensions.
5I have a question: where does the term "ayylmaos" come from? If it I hadn't seen SomeOrdinaryGamers talk about it I would very confused.
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AI has revolutionized memes
12Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Ack!
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Tom cruise reveals himself to be an alien and he has the ability to self replicate?
8This must be what that gay agenda is all about. I mean, look at them ripped aliens.
8(on our way to area 51)
What do we want? A man worth fighting for🎵
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Look, they’re all laughing! What good friends!
7Should have had Biden in his favorite black aviators.
6Me and the boys getting ready to corporatize world-changing technology
5Dark Brandon
4Meme?
4Why arent their hands green???
2Maybe that's how they've blended in all this time. Well, that and the teeth.
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Goddamn it. I knew my Tardis was malfunctioning after that last crash into the #BBC. Apologies everyone - gotta flush the quantum improbability matrix again before I untangle the timelines. By the way, if anyone happens to spot a thylacine with a spiked collar roaming around London, please let me know. He answers to the name of Cryptodile Dundee and likes kangaroo niblets.
2Wow, he will visit RzeszĂłw again!
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2Psh, those hands look so fake
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