Enthusiasts bond twelve 56K modems together to set dial-up broadband records — a dozen screeching boxes achieve record 668 kbps download speeds

Can I daisy chain multiple pc 98s together to make something that surpass modern windows.

If 12 modems simultaneously handshake and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? You're damn right it does and probably shattered glass too.

The hearing of 3 observers was lost during the handshake.

This was similar to a trick that a few smaller (less serious) hobby-ISPs did back in the days of 14.4k/28.8k modems to take advantage of the "reasonably priced" business plans for ISDN. They'd register multiple businesses at a single address to qualify for the plans, then balance new egress connections across the pool using squid and other magic. Fun times...

I remember doing this with NetZero accounts. You could trivially hack out the ads, and dial in-twice (if you had two phone lines), and do the bonding. Free slightly less shitty internets. Very useful for Napster and LimeWire back in the day.

now stack ‘em on that poptart borzoi

I hate to be that guy, but... Is it time to get DSL?

The ISPs got complaints about the phacking noise from their hubs. So they moved them to the jungle where they killed off all animals except for the def animals.... And so that's why we cannot communicate with animals.