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2d ago

HAIM Fans Investigate: "Why Is There a Farter at Every Haim Show?"

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HAIM Fans Investigate: "Why Is There a Farter at Every Haim Show?"

"We're all looking for the guy that did this!"

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Could this be as a simple as: they have a superfan who is older or has some other condition that causes them to be incontinent, and they wear an adult diaper?
Probably a stink bomb
We're all holding our breath until we find out if the farter is MAGA or a radical leftist.
Who the heck is HAIM?
- A great rock band.
  
  Song recs?
crazy that nobody's questioning the ladies on stage at this point
gaslighting fr
- It’s okay, everything’s just AI anyways
Yes, and you call them steamed HAIMs, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
I've definitely farted at a Haim concert
- But have you ever farted... at all of them?
  
  It was they who dunnit I done seent' that flatulence! Oh I don't seent' it and it were horrible. All them candles done rised up like the devil hisself apperated right fore our very eyes!
- LOL
Sounds like a shitty PR stunt
- Right?! The article links twice to tickets, something smells fishy.
  
  If it smells fishy, it's a queef not a fart.
- 👃 🤢 📈
Radical leftist /s
Where is a HAIMS?
What is HAIM?

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