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Which distro does each penguin from madagascar use?

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Private: Mint Cinnamon
\ Skipper: Kubuntu
\ Kowalski: Arch with i3
\ Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.
Private uses Mint
Skipper used Fedora
Kowalski uses Arch
Rico has a flash drive with a dozen distros that he coughs up every time he needs to use a computer
- Kowalski status report!
  "I have broke my system using the AUR"
  
  I have used a command that the Arch Wiki calls "unsupported"
  
  So Manjaro...
- I'd speculate Ricos flash drive just has TAILS on it
Skipper is good ol' fashioned Debian.
Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.
Kowalski uses Arch btw
Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?
- Not only Rico compiled LFS, he also wrote the compiler himself.
- I know it's not Linux, but Rico doesn't so he uses Temple OS.
Left to right: Arch - Debian - Linux from scratch or gentoo - hanna Montana
You are all wrong. They all use Pingo Linux. An abandoned Slovenian linux distro. They're running vulnerable software, but they don't care, they're penguins.
- Slovenija mentioned lets goo!!!!!
  
  Slovenija bee numero uno es femboyy 💪💪💪🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🚩🚩🚩
  
  And it's not even about the evil RL version of Morticia Addams this time!
Left to right.
1.Mint
2.Ubuntu
3.Fedora
4.Arch
probably some shit like UwUntu
Debian
LFS
some Fedora version he installed like 8 years ago which has not been updated since because he got it into a dependency hell
- barges in, knocking out empty bottless tf did ya say 'bout me uwuntu, ya fockin shitten?! Bet ya couldn' tell proper kawaii femboy quality from ye niche femboy wannabes out of all tha mingin' I smell all from ove' 'ere falls unconcious
  (-some Nyarch user, probably)
I love to see the subtle agreement between everyone that Kowalski uses Arch btw
Left to right
Hannah Montana Linux
Debian
Arch
TrmpleOS
- I also thought TempleOS. It's not Linux tho
Left to right:
Ubuntu
Fedora
Kali
Dual boots Hannah Montana Linux and Gentoo
Left to right
Windows (not linux)
Fedora
Arch
Kali
- Thanks for mentioning Windows is in fact not Linux, couldn't figure it out meself.
left to right:
Ubuntu
Debian
Gentoo/Arch/LFS (he hops every day)
Kali
Probably Hannah Montana Linux, came out before the release of the movie too.
Antartix Linux?
They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.
By the way the second one looks at the first one, the first one uses Manjaro and the second Arch.
Sorry I forgot the names.
Ubuntu - RHEL - Fedora - Arch
I’m still on Flightless Bird Four Pin Bowling 1.0. Your question is out of the question.
None, because they are cartoon birds
- If you were a cartoon penguin you would use Slackware.
  
  I would be too busy warming my baby egg under my penguin tummy paunch

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