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Sean 'Diddy' Combs sentenced to 50 months in prison.

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Sean 'Diddy' Combs sentencing live updates: Combs gets 50 months in prison

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That’s it?!
Should a been 10 times that. All that time will do is make that animal more vicious when it gets out
Well, I mean he did say: i thought I told you that we wont stop...
Trying to make it like it’s a long time. That’s four years, that’s nothing.
- All they really got is pimping and beating Cassie ass. Technically.
Dude's drawn like the grandad from Desmond's.
Can’t stop, won’t stop! Take dat, take dat! Ain’t no party like a Diddy shower party!
every move he makes, they'll be watching him
It’s okay, Trump will just pardon him and give him a role in government. Secretary of baby oil, perhaps.
- governour of epstein island
There's a lot of people currently in jail for longer just because they possessed the leaves of a plant.
- Flower*
  But yes, we shouldn't be celebrating a monster like Diddy getting a slap on the wrist of just over 4 years.
  
  nah I bet they're plenty of people in there for possession of the leaves no buds
- bc plants are unnatural and evil
- I love hyper-reductionism.
  "There are people in jail for murder just for moving a metal lever."
  
  Do you have a point?
  Owning marijuana leaves causes just as much harm as owning oregano.
  
  True, murder and marijuana possession are equal crimes and can be compared.
I read the title as 50 years and thought "he's 55 so I guess that's enough", then I read the comments. WTF.
That’s 4yrs and 2 months for those that have a hard time mathing.
- including time served. he is out in 3. joke sentence
- They waited til the news was distracted so they don't have to give him a harsher sentence
- He's got money and is connected. He won't serve more than 2 years
  
  Which will be a year with time served. Down to 6 months before work release. 6 months which will be served in a minimum security ~~celebrity resort~~ rehabilitation farm.
  Feels like I've wasted all this time not doing drugs, exploiting models and forcing people to rape eachother. I've been such a sucker...
  So anyway, anybody here want to party? I have already ordered oil and bulls for 50 people.
- What’s that in metric?
  
  About five pregnancies in a row with one month break each in between
  
  Sorry, cant do metric, but we can make the unit less helpful.
  Its ~137 mochies.
  
  ~ 2,19Ms
  
  4.167
- Keep in mind that 1) he gets time served from the time he spent in jail, 2) if he's a good boy he'll do 85% of his time, 3) he could get into the RDAP program and get a year off. Not a bad deal.
If he was poor, he'd have got 50 years.
Such a broken system. Four years and change is a weak ass slap on the wrist for all the depraved bullshit he did.
- He didn’t get convicted on much of it, though. It’s a flawed system and a poor person would have been locked away forever.
  
  He's also tied to Epstein and trump too
- Bullshit their are pedophiles running free and you elected one of these criminals for president. The entire system is one pathetic hypocritical joke.
- 80% is less than four years. Edit: three years, three months.
- There's always vigilante justice.
We sure he black?
- Funny how race matters less when you rich
50 months of freaking off in jail is too light
Someone bust out the baby oil!
We need to do more for people with weaker crimes and unfair sentences. We should audit everyone’s sentences routinely and shut down for profits.
And 40 percent of incarcerated shouldn’t be in prison. They need mental help.
- I don't think that drug possession should be a crime. They're addicted to a substance. Jail isn't gonna help. Sure, they MIGHT get clean for a short while, while in prison, but then when they come out, they wouldn't have dealt with their issues. They need support, not fucking prison.
slap on the baby oiled wrist
Months? Should have been years
50 whole months?
- 2% reduced fat months
Not long enough.
Oh gosh
Should have been 1 day of jail for every 1 bottle of baby oil he spilt.
Plus time served though. 3 years to do give or take
- Less with good behavior probably
Think he makes it out alive?
- Absolutely. He is too famous and doesn't have powerful enemies. His prison stay will be cushy and he won't serve the whole time from a cell.
  He should have a far longer sentence.
- Probably gonna get a pardon
  
  He's going to be the event coordinator for the WH ballroom.
- Money talks even inside I'm guessing, as does fame.
  
  Yup. He can pay many people to protect him.
Shoulda been tree fiddy for P Diddy.

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