2d ago

Ohio never sleeps

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I feel like there should be another color and a separate category just marked "Florida".
- Gozaimasu
- I did not hit her, it's not true
- Oh Hell No
  Also their coal ash predominantly travels east. New England ain’t safe from Ohio (at least not while Steel production and/or Trump it’s still In charge).
https://youtube.com/shorts/MX7zSsMA7qM
- Merv just doesn't want to leave Charals
  
  Who would?
- i just spent too much time watching merv and it's not 4:20 yet. that's one great cat.
  
  You should probably take a break and get some ham.
It’s happened before
- Toledo!?
Did Ohio move...? 🤔
I coulda swore it was more to the left and slightly further down.
- Michigan has unfortunately always had the displeasure of sharing a border with ohio. Kinda had a whole war about it.
  
  They can keep Toledo now that they’ve ruined it, but it’s clearly a chunk out of Michigan if you look at the maps.
  Fucking Ohio. Except Cedar Point maybe, haven’t be there in 15 years though, it might suck now too.
- Yes Ohio is constantly on the move.
  
  The state itself is an SCP.
- Nope. Easily verified in maps. You might be thinking Iowa, which is a couple states to the left, slightly up.
i posit we should create a sixth category, "illusion of peace", and put all the contiguous 48 greys in it, and leave HAwaiilaska in 'illusion of safety"
I’d argue IL should be a bit lighter orange
- Not with that Amtrak station in Chicago giving direct access to the state.
  
  It is also a 4hr drive to Cleveland
  
  Invasion by train doesn't seem very effective
is this real?
- Absolutely, Ohio is no myth.
- As a born and raised Ohio resident, yes this is real, the horrors are unspeakable, run foolish mortal.
  
  to where?
- Looks pretty accurate to me.
Ohio is New England's bastard child and doesn't belong in the Midwest.
- New England? There's an entire Pennsylvania and New York between Ohio and New England.
  
  It's true. The colony originally claimed all the land to it's west and Connecticut was extra long.
  the Western Reserve "was probably the most intensely antislavery section of the country". John Brown Jr. called it, in 1859, "the New England of the West".
  
  I said what I said.

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