Noem Gloats She’ll Unleash ICE at Super Bowl in MAGA Troll
Noem Gloats She’ll Unleash ICE at Super Bowl in MAGA Troll
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Noem Gloats She’ll Unleash ICE at Super Bowl in MAGA Troll
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If they fucked with sports teams, Americans would finally get upset.
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Unless one of them kneels, then all bets are off
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You mean kneels... Like a terrorist!
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You’re 100% right, those are our circuses, even your namesake loved football. If the NFL and college football stopped overnight there would be a lot of pissed off poor people with nothing to do on the weekends and nothing to look forward to during the workweek. The rage would boil over much more quickly than most would expect
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They also wouldn’t have a “good” excuse to drink and would need to own the fact they have a problem, and we can’t have that.
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Not my FUHTBAAWWWLL!
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If ICE disrupts people's "muh football", I feel like it may actually piss some people off.
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The people who would be upset this already stopped watching the NFL after some people kneeled to protest racial inequalities. If a game was on at the bar I remember hearing people telling them to turn it off because it said "end racism" behind the end zone. And somehow they can't realize that them claiming that "the NFL shouldn't be political" insinuates one of the parties openly supports racism, but they are upset if you were to call them racist.
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If Trump supporters get to watch non-white people get violently rounded up they may cream themselves
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Look at this bitch bringing politics into sports! SMH
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The only poor people at the Super Bowl are the ushers and concession vendors.
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Seriously. WTF idiot person thinks $2500 nosebleed tickets are what undocumented people are spending money on... Just because Bad Bunny is the halftime show?
Have these idiots heard of TV? Or are they so busy trying to undo the 20th Century and garggle that Project 2025 dick in hopes of subjugating a tradwife that they forgot all about the talking pictures?
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I’m not sure you know how much landscapers and construction workers can make. ICE Cream Barbie’s threat may keep them from going now, but I know an undocumented laborer that’s gone to the Super Bowl with MUCH better seats AND took their daughters to a Taylor Swift concert in the same year. They also pay their fair share in taxes on their earnings.
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"Hell yeah, glad they stormed in and rounded up all these lazy immigrants... This beer line sure is long, and it ain't moving."
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Oh look theyre going after rich people now too.
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These people really don't like the concept of tourism revenue, do they?
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I wasnt aware the Super Bowl attracts foreign tourists rather than just out of state.
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yeah right. have you seen the price of tickets lately?
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What a national shitshow that would be.
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Oh boy, people getting gassed at the Super Bowl is the America everyone wants!
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She should do it. See how fast Americans turn on them.
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Too bad the beer isn't cheaper.
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I think it would be great if they stormed the field and just arrested one whole team. "Got money riding on this game, bitches. Good luck in Guatemala or wherever." Then flip the audience a double bird and walk off the field.
Like if we're doing this, let's just speed run, full mask off.
I mean great isn't the right word. But if this motherfucker burns to the ground, I don't want some Rome bullshit where people are able to kid themselves for like 1000 years. I want them to see within their own lifetimes just how badly they fucked up. I want to see the haunted look in their eyes as bury loved ones and lose homes. This is a nation—indivisible, motherfuckers. Fucking rot in it with me.
I... I'd better stay off the internet today.
No, they should wait for halftime. Just when Bad Bunny starts singing they should storm the stage and have Joe Rogan, dressed as an ICE agent, pick him up and body slam him shouting, "This is what you get spic!"
All of his dancers strip off their clothes revealing they are actually the new ICE dancers. A funky groove starts with some powerful bass backing it up.
Suddenly thirteen jet fighters fly overhead in a tight formation breaking the sound barrier just after they buzz the stadium.
Explosive fireworks go off all around the field and an ominous voice shouts out, "Are you ready!"
Kid Rock dances onto the stage as the new ICE dancers back him up. He shouts into a golden microphone, "We cancelled this woke halftime so Americans can get what they crave!"
As Kid Rock debuts his newest song "ICE, ICE, Save me" ICE agents arrest Bad Bunny and rough him up on stage for everyone to see. After Kid Rock finishes his set he shouts, "If you are brown it is time to leave town!"
Finally, the camera pans to an empty bench on the field and we can see the ghost of Hogan side hugging Kirk as they sit together crying in joy at the scene they had just witnessed.
This sounds plausible af. If you told me this happened, I would probably believe it.
don't they have to burn a fascist wizard's corpse in a bonfire for that to happen? and throw a dance party for little furries?
What substances are you on?
Are you looking for recommendations?
None. Not even ADHD meds because it's a weekend. This is just raw brain squeezings after a rough week at work. Only a couple hours of sleep is probably the issue.