Woke rule
Woke rule
I think I'm cooked
Full woke games list: https://wokedetector.cirnoslab.me/full-list
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Project Zomboid: Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. The Sexy Time and Bedroom Zed events have a 1 in 7 chance of featuring two same sex zombies.
The amount of time and effort it takes to find something like that. Weirdly obsessive over LGBTQ stuff.
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LMFAO
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Just wanted to point out the Metal Slug section of the list. It's woke because the frontline soldiers are women.
These "people" are mentally deficient.
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Love these games. Must be why I love treating women like human beings.
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Life is Strange: only slightly woke
Tomb Raider, Halo Infinite: Woke AF because checks notes female front line combatants. lol
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Looked up my list and it’s really curious to see the ratings for my favorite games. Some games were marked “woke” for things I absolutely wouldn’t have thought of, while in other games I think some of the messaging flew over their heads.
Woke: Counterstrike, because there are female skins
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
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This list is hilarious. It's so inconsistent. Assassin's Creed is woke because of a line in the fucking start screen of the game. Most games I love are woke according to them. What a sad existence must these people have when they cannot play all these great games. Cyberpunk? Woke! Satisfactory? Woke! Hades? Woke! Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor? Both woke! Celeste? Extremely Woke!
They should make a second meme page for it that changes woke to based and reverses the colours while keeping the comments intact.
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To be fair Hades is pretty gay. Some of the classifications are ridiculous but I agree with calling hades woke. Well or based I like that more.
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I mean, ancient Greek mythology IS gay.
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i absolutely love your proposal. petition to make this happen
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Just checked Outer Wilds, which is deemed „slighly woke“ because the race of aliens to which you belong all use they/them pronouns. They do note that the race of aliens you‘re studying all use he/him/she/her pronouns.
Here‘s the thing - your race has evolved from amphibians. Hermaphroditism and spontaneous sex-change is a well-established trait in some species of amphibians. The other race are mammals, where such examples are much rarer.
For it to actually be a „woke“ thing, rather than world-building, you‘d have to have one of the mammals be referred to as „they“. Or, perhaps, one of your race referred to as „he“ or „she“. As it is, it suggests that gender is either non-existent or fluid amongst your species and therefore it makes no sense to use that as an identifier, and gender exists amongst the other species and therefore it does make sense to use that as an identifier.
And, truthfully, we don‘t know, because other than a couple of references to people „flirting“ with each other (in both species) and you being referred to as „hatchling“ rather than being given a name, sex gender, reproduction, etc. doesn‘t come up at all.
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FTL isn't woke? The game where you play as the diverse Federation against human Rebel supremacists to keep them from enslaving alien races?
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Wow this was incredible. I saved the whole page of my games so I can look back at the absurdity. One of my personal favorites:
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
Practically the only games I’ve played that aren’t woke are Frostpunk - the child slavery simulator. And Overlord, a game where you are literally the villain and command a slave army of gremlins. We live in the satire reality.
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Amputees are woke. Who knew?
It’s the accessibility that is considered woke. The tricky part of DEI is that it’s actually DEIA, but that last letter is conveniently never listed when they’re talking about eliminating it. Because they know their conservative voting base is aging, and will increasingly need accessibility features.
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Where most of it comes from:
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I tried to check my games list and the browser crashed.
Is that a positive response?
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My game isn't done yet, but uuh how do I apply to be on the woke list?
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Just stick a rainbow flag in the background somewhere. Apparently, that's enough for this particular flavour of idiot.
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Looking through the list it seems that adding optional they/them pronouns for the player character is enough.
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I'm only slightly woke apparently. I need to fix this. Is there any super gay shit i can play?
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And IIRC they also had a handful of (possibly furry) VNs on the list.
Or just Life is Strange
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Oml, Garry's Mod is woke for not letting people use swastikas -_-
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Yep. I can attest to that.
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I think that's on my wishlist. Sweet!
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Well there is this here:
And then of course there is the obvious choice:
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Here's an option for you!
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Gonna ask my bottom surgeon if they can make it sentient
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A sentient vagina? Oh, like Oprah Winfrey!
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Love this! Lol
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I love Woke Content Detector. It's sold me on a whole bunch of games over the last few months. I would never have stumbled upon Kitsune Tails without their recommendation. :)
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i lol for the final fantasy 15 one
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. In Lestallum, women work in the factory while men raise children and take care of the household. There is no explanation for why this is the case.
also ff7 being subtle pro climate messaging and forced ecoterrorism lol fellas is it woke to stop an ancient alien from another world from destroying the planet with a meteor?
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Option to make the player character a man married to another man. Features homosexual interactions and romance.
can u believe they put an option to make a male pc marry another man in dream daddy the gay dating simulator? what's this world coming to?
asdklajdklajdakd @ assemble with care: "Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. The player character is a WOC who can fix any antique. She immediately finds plenty of work in a town she has never been to before. 2 of her 4 clients are also WOC."
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There is no explanation for why this is the case.
They are soooo close to getting it.
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Apparently my library is only slightly woke. I need to work harder.
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Slay The Spire dodged the woke allegations? Two of the four playable characters, including the objectively strongest one are women. One of the remaining two is... Well, i want to say non-binary but the character is very much binary lmao.
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I thought it'd be fun to check the Assassin's Creed games. All super woke for about as absurd reasons as you can imagine. My favorite one though was Assassin's Creed Black Flag which is woke apparently because it shows Mary Reed engaging in crossdressing. Which is funny because if you go to the Wikipedia page for Mary Reed you'll see an 18th century wood engraving of her dressed in men's clothing.
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In all fairness, women dressing as men in the 18th century were very real and definitely woke af
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I like how Helldiver's II is "slightly woke."
It's perfect. Because I have seen actual fascist sympathizers get angry about the idea of it being satire.
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Hell yeah
My favourite is this one
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Perfect list to buy new games.
Maybe we should have one of these but for socialism-friendly lists; games that are produced for and by a self-organised worker corporative!
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A solo dev would kinda be a worker cooperative wouldn't it?
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I love that "Lonely Mountains: Downhill" isn't woke, even though it gives fine grained control over your characters design, like a "feminine" body with facial hair.
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Umm... you mean a Ford F1-50 owner!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Surprised they haven’t listed any of the Metal Gear Solid games at all in their database… those are woke as fuck.
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This is hilarious. Randomly reminds me of some website from the 1990s/early 2000s that had "Christian" movie reviews. Even the most innocuous films imaginable were labelled mega offensive. Except for explicitly Christian films, and one old film which the author really liked so it was only labelled mildly offensive after an impressive show of mental gymnastics.
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Close! But after some digging it turns out what I was thinking of was Childcare Action Project aka CAPalert. ...jeez, last review is from 2013? I have some reading up to do.
(Last time I read this was in the 2000s. ...As you can probably tell from the site layout.)
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I do not believe it.
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features a setting where straight people are arrested and forced to engage in homoerotic activity
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I love the thought that someone "anti woke" played through Gay World just to make sure it is actually woke
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2184 hours played. They had to really make sure.
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Those chucklefuck lunatic reactionaries abuse the word "woke" so much in their blind hatred that it is indeed a cliche.
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Wonderful woke games in my library: cyberpunk (because it encourages body modification hahahahahaha), dark souls 3 (the reversal ring, can't make this shit up), Gary's mod (kinda fair actually, I've heard alot of homosexual kissing in dark rp. Not that ice ever done that, for sure not, nope.) The binding of Isaac (Its one of the best games of all time what the fuck are these idiots talking about) among us (AMOGUS) halo infinity (features female front line combatants.....) war thunder (because a single tank has a skin with anime women on it. Like what, how the fucknis that woke? You idiots don't even know your own rules.) Hiveswap (gimme my fucking quadrant relationships you ducking weirdos) home front the revolution (features a black female engineer. Like, I couldnt possibly come up with anything more cartoonishly racist if I tried.) And last but not least, runescape (fair, actually, its why I still occasionally come back, gotta grind forever.)
Edit: i was shaking i was so hungry when I wrote this, but I think the misspellings and errors make it funny so its staying.
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Train Sim World 5: "The DB BR 403 ICE 3 Railbow DLC features a pride flag, mirroring Deutsche Bahn's real-world 'Pride Initiative.'" So woke for accurately representing a real-life livery.
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(I'm a trans girl with autism in the family) Hey a train simulator. Holy shit I'm having fun!
(hear it's being described as one of the major Retired Dad Magnet simulators) Ummmmmm am I safe, guys???
(Woke Annihilator Rays descend from the heavens, just because some German train has a rainbow livery)
(A bunch of grumpy retired dads FROWN at the spectacle of their favourite sim being besmirched so)
Wow looks like I'm in good company
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i have a fyolling dat kaind of pursun wuld go truck simulacrum 'stead :3
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Real life is woke don't go outside.
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I think it's just easy to bait the steam group into having any game you want, have any rating you want. If it's obscure enough
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They classified Half-Life as not woke lol. Also if I hit them with 1000+ games they have like 200 of them.
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Overcooked being fully woke for wheelchair raccoon chef but the sims being only "slightly woke" (they've clearly never played with any of MY sims) is wild.
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Monument Valley 2
- All characters are female. The story is about motherhood and gameplay revolves around the player character and her daughter.
- According to Art Director, David Fernández Huerta, the inspiration for Level 1 of The Archipelago was Drag Queen Kim Chi:
- As previously mentioned by Aerctaure, ["has a bonus level featuring pro-environmentalist messaging sponsored by an anti-deforestation charity"] The Lost Forest level was added as part of a contribution to Playing for the Planet’s Green Game Jam 2021:
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All of the Dark Souls are slightly woke. I’m honestly very surprised about DS1 being classified as woke… ohhh… I forgot about Gwyndolin
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It is actively depressing that this exists and people use it unironically.
Like, it makes me embarrassed to categorize myself as a "gamer".
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I was infinity% sure this was a joke, and then I went to the discussion forum on a game and... it's not. I'm done for the day I think.
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- I tried seeing if the site has Amorous on there because it's, IMO, the poster child for furry VNs and I couldn't find it. Absolute tragedy the people behind the original list or whatever haven't been exposed to it because I'd love to see the meltdown they'd have over it.
- Shame that I'd have to change the privacy feature on my account to see how "woke" I am because I'm sure it'd say I'm definitely woke. Especially since I like Amorous.
- Apparently the first Hitman game, the game about killing people, is woke because of diversity in a game set in 1999. How low can you sink?
- I LOVE how they mark BioShock 2 of all games not woke. The main antagonist running Rapture at that point is a woman, so you'd think those idiots would immediately mark it as woke because it's set in the past. That and just because she's a woman in power.
I'll probably quickly change the setting on my account and see what the site says, for fun, and change it back right after. I checked my friend and it gave him a woke score so good for him.
I checked my account before posting my comment and it says I'm not woke. Crazy thing is, if the original people had more of the games on my list in their "woke" steam list or whatever, they'd absolutely call me woke. They'd probably have the biggest meltdown over things like the Danganronpa series, Dofus/Wakfu/Krosmaga ( female deities/fighters ), and the BlazBlue series.
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1: They do have "A Gay Love Story About Gay Love", marked as Woke, though. 4: It's because she's a villain doing things portrayed as big mistakes. See also the Portal 2 discussion:
On the scientists, I think it would be less Woke if they were all female. It seems that the events in the games take place in large part because the arrogant/foolish scientists lose control of their own experiment.
Maybe it's just me, but them being able to create amazing technologies seems like less of a problem if they lose control and all die as a result.
There's an implication there that they got in over their head and/or were incapable of handling the work they were doing.
I think that's a pretty good example of the effects of DEI in the workplace.
Not to get too far into the weeds, but you could relate this to what has happened to Star Wars/Star Trek.
A bunch of women in corporate positions produced a bunch of new media (which generated tangible results at first) but then the whole thing collapsed as a result of their methods and the IP are essentially dead at this point.
Maybe not an exact comparison, but there are parallels.
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counter strike is woke because woman with muscles
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sorry, we couldn't obtain this player's games. try checking privacy settings. (games have to be set to public for this to work)
Checkmate
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Cirnoslab? Touhou?
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Halo being woke because the body type for male and female are the same?
They both look different though. Is this accurate?
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It lacks a lot of games.
I've only really played a few games so far:
- Luanti/Minecraft (estimated 1000 hours total)
- Shantae: Seven Sirens (~30 hours)
- Mindustry (~30 hours)
- Nelly Cootalot: The Fowl Fleet (~30 hours)
- Hyperbolica (~30 hours)
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I love this list so much Pride Pins: wOkE! 1!! 1 Gay Sex: Sightly Woke
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Factorio is considered "slightly woke" since enemies attack pollution producing machinery... Holy hell these guys are insane
Female front line troops are woke. Guess civ is out of the question for these people
Halo Infinite is woke because "female frontline soldiers and are indistinguishable from male soldiers"
Troops? Bro, even female villagers/workers are woke in Age of Empires. Apparently they want them to work less efficiently than male ones for the sake of realism: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Woke_Content_Detector/discussions/1/4763207599014826946/
The bottom of the website says it's a joke.
THIS website is a joke but its pulling from a real list that isnt a joke and is entirely unironic.
I figured traffic to this site vs the original list was better for everyone so I didnt include the original source.
Even so, there are enough stupid people that seriously believe this stuff and think their opinion is more popular than it is thanks to such jokes
Nobody tell Kovarex.