Anon watches Lord of the Rings
Anon watches Lord of the Rings
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Can cause physical harm
The irony is that they can't, but their greatest weapon is that the people they fight think they can, and flee without even trying. And this post is making the exact same mistake, while also assuming they're invincible. The answer to the post is the post. That or pointing to the post and laughing.
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Psychological warfare sure is ... funny, isn't it?
You ever hear about this?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/dotmil/arkin020199.htm
For Iraq War 1, the US wanted to develop the ability to project a giant hologram either into or from the sky... of the prophet Mohammed... who would tell the Iraqi forces to stand down, presumably via spec ops placed speaker arrays.... or... something.
... They later realized that no one has any idea what Mohammed looks like.
... Because depictions of him....are widely viewed as heresy by many (most? basically all?) Muslims.
Oh and of course... they did not know how to build a hologram projector in the early 90s, either.
We do apparently know how to do at least something like that now, though.
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Book version. In the movie version they absolutely can cause physical harm. A ghost sword and Aragorn's even stop each other, iirc.
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Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like "hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it"
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wololo
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Aiyoyoyu
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Opportunity for LotR x Ghostbusters brainrot
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We need a bigger trap!
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This may come as a shock to anons who filter their entire existence through video games but literature does not need to operate according to rules of game balance.
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Cinema, not literature. In the books the undead army is way less OP than in the movie adaptation. Their only weapon is fear, and they do not liberate minas tirith, but only scare the mercenaries off their black sail ships. Aragon uses the boats to quick travel to minas tirith with his elf and half elven friends and fresh troops from the south.
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"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own. You can create it, shape it, but as the story grows, it starts wanting things of its own. Change one thing, and you set off a chain reaction of events that spreads through the whole thing. The characters have to be true to themselves. The events need to follow a logic that fits the story. A single flaw and the magic is gone. The story dies. - Alan Wake" - Sam Lake
Established rules and constraints must be consistent throughout the story, otherwise nerds on the internet with nothing better to do will call you a hack. See: the new Star Wars. Force healing, my ass.
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It's not just Internet nerds. That's a basic rule of literary analysis asa whole.
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I agree, David Lynch is objectively a bad writer.
/s
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Man, even games don't need to operate according to the rules of game balance. Just look at [current hot live service game's most recent update]!
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Have you not played Luigi's Mansion?
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Suck them all off, got it!
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It does make a ton of thematic sense that the counter to a purely magical threat is a technological weapon.
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You might like Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magicka Obscura. The clashing of magic and technology plays a major role in the mechanics.
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Person wielding vacuum cleaner when countering this threat: "lol skill issue"
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They're a limited-use item - once they do enough to fulfill their oath, they won't keep fighting. In the books, they didn't even get as far as Minas Tirith - they were done once they defeated the corsairs. Also, it wasn't clear that they could actually cause physical harm.
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Enchanted weapons or your own army of a corresponding ghostly type.
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And Sauron didn't have a few?
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He didn't have time to cast or summon, it was not in his primary deck for this battle.
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Call the Ghostbusters, duh. They ain't afraid of no ghost.
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Counter-countermeasure - Aragorn deploys Huey Lewis’s copyright lawyers.
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Great, now this will be stuck in my head for the next six months... again. Worth it!
(bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin'...)
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10 necromancers turning them against each other
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Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts
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I'm my experience, simply refusing to acknowledge the supernatural has made such entities incapable of properly manifesting 100% of the time.
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"I ain't afraid of no ghost"
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Superior diplomacy, intelligence, and/or subterfuge and intrigue.
... and/or superior magic.
The Dead Men of Dunharrow only respond to and follow Aragorn because they believe he is the heir to Isildur.
Make them doubt that.
... Or just kill Aragon, specifically, with extreme prejudice.
Or, generate a pretender heir to Isildur, mislead them.
Or... and I am... admittedly not sure if this is possible within LotR canon...
Basically, get Sauron or Saurumon to directly intervene with some kind of magic that is at least as, or more powerful than that of Isildur, such thst they can be paralyzed or rendered combat ineffective in some way.
(Possibly also could help with the first plan of generating some kind of doubt, confusion or deception)
In more modern military lingo: Re evaluate your enemy threat profiles and re allocate resources and attention accordingly.