Eggs are still double from last year. Gas is still rising. I paid $3 for $1.25 cookie mix.

Meanwhile the dollar is crashing worldwide, our allies are now isolating us, and federal troops are shooting citizens!

So much winning it's hard to keep up!!

chocorations have been increased to 20grams!

So he is doing exactly what they criticized Biden for doing only the middle and lower class are way worse off now. Nothing to see here folks stock market guuuud.

This man is delusional. He needs to be removed from office.

Remember when they made Bush Sr a one term loser for lying? The Republicans are just sad cult followers at this point.

About the only true thing he said is stock market record highs. Unfortunately, most people aren't day traders and actually earn a wage to buy necessities so the ups and downs of the market in the short term are meaningless.

"Day and night the telescreens bruised your ears with statistics proving that people today had more food, more clothes, better houses, better recreations—that they lived longer, worked shorter hours, were bigger, healthier, stronger, happier, more intelligent, better educated, than the people of fifty years ago."

Fake it till you make it, Donnie!

It's unironically worked for him his entire life.

Well, the stock market is doing great, set new records last Tuesday, which scares the shit out of me. There doesn't seem to be real economic backing for this activity. So what happens when we collectively wake up and realize stock prices no longer reflect company value? Seems we had a similar problem in October 1929.

The 10 year cyclically adjusted price/earnings ratio is well past 1929 levels. The only other time to be higher was the dotcom burst.
Stocks are up because the dollar is losing value. Lol inflation even affects stocks!
"No longer" lmao
Bubble do tend to make the stock market look great.
If anything, it's a sign it's popping soon.
Another sign is the dollar is down 2 more cents to the Euro, now trading at about 83.5¢ per Euro, when last month it was at an average of 85.5.
They're gonna try and juice the economy all the way up to the midterm elections, but I'm unsure if the economy even has that much to squeeze.
Either way it's gonna do a nosedive next year.
Except now banks have built in protection from bank runs. There's a reason you have a daily withdrawal limit on your accounts.
- I only see daily limits at the ATM. If I walked into my credit union today, and said give me my $20,000 in large bills, there would be a meeting with a manager, but they would fucking do it.
  OTOH, I'm with a credit union, basically the socialist version of banking. Cannot fathom how anyone other than a business with particular banking needs uses a bank. At my place I'm closer to being an owner than a profit center.
- This is why “debanking” is being scrutinized right now.
  They know it’s coming.

Gas is down a lot. Eggs are not down as much as they should be but they are down a little bit.

While it hasn't gone up a lot, it's been pretty flat this year, to suggest it went down a lot is a lie.
Ah not in the us? Fair
Where is this mythical gas price drop? I’d like to buy there.

And the GOPs will eat it up right while they are paying higher prices.

How many GOP's does it take to change a lightbulb? ZERO

Trump says he changed it and they all clap in the dark.

Ooh that's a good one

If markets are high, it's because of inflation. You know, where the numeric price in [moneys] for items goes up across the board because each unit of [money] has less real value? That's literally what inflation is.

I was about to say…. I think those might be related.

The chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams per week

I recognise that reference just so you know
- Finally
Fucking coffee in canada is becoming exorbitant
- What about the regular kind?
Where tf do I collect my chocolate ration!?
- You just gotta fill out 5 forms off the government site. You want form 45-IXZ not confused with 45-XIZ, and you have to provide 3 IDs for verification along with your W2 to make sure you make less than 35k a year or 70k married. You can only submit these by fax, and if all goes well, you can be approved within 3 months. More details will follow. If you don't hear anything within 2 weeks of submitting, please restart the process.

I can't Afford CHRISTMAS presents for my Kids and have lost 10 Pounds because I can't BUY enough food but TRUMP said this so it's RIGHT!

-People who Do Their Own Research TM!

Losing ten pounds is likely a good idea for people like this.
- Let's look on the bright side of food scarcity due to over pricing. Fat Americans can lose some weight, amiriiight!
  Spoken like a true fascist enabler.

Miller sure is filling that orange head with all sorts of AI slop videos!

It didn't occur to me that they would be controlling him through AI videos but holy shit does that check out.
- Look at his comments about Portland. None of what he says is happening is actually happening. Someone is definitely sending him all the AI generated news they want him to see and parrot back to reporters.

Someone doodled in one of his coloring books and he mistook it for an official report.

One part denial, one part disinformation (from his handlers), one part dementia. A wonderful mix to see in a world leader.

Ready for the adults to return to the room now.

Yeah, still $4+ here for eggs. Gas is up, but not drastically.

Boycott Christmas

That makes you a terrorist now.
EDIT: I think it does.
- checks notes Looks like Hopesdead is correct. You are a terrorist for saying you won't support Christmas now.
  Thank God Trump finally saved Christmas from those godless heathen Demonrats.
  Which reminds me, let's make sure we Faithfully Unite in Christmas Kindness (FUCK). Yes, let's all FUCK!
- Good, I’ll terrorize magats all day
I’m getting my 3 year old nephew two things now but nobody else is getting shit cause I ain’t buying anything else but food and seasonings for said food
- I’m sitting on a mound of origami paper I’ve had forever, I’ll do handmade but that’s it

Political violence and corruption are up a bazillion percent, while prosecution of the most serious crimes is at an all-time low. Go, USA!

/s

If prices are down why am I shoplifting more than ever?

No, you paid $3 for it, so that makes it a three-dollar cookie mix.

But, yeah, prices are ridiculous, and our only option is to no pay it. Of course, for necessities, that's not an option.

I think it will get worse before it gets better, unemployment is rising, and we're on the brink of an economic collapse.

Lying liar lies.

Someone saw his Amazon cart this morning on Prime Day.

There is so much to criticize Trump on...why make shit up?

Yeah, eggs are a terrible example. The sky high price last year wasn't because of inflation, it was because farms had to kill giant numbers of chickens due to the bird flu. If you take something like milk, it's more representative.
Cool, zoom out to what the price was before September
To add to the other reply, at one point we culled 52 million egg laying hens.
- And people treat me weird when they find out I'm vegan.