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We're in love.

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character ai, chai, dopple or polybuzz?
no ones entire bloodline is white males
- Yea but the rest don't get into heaven
  
  So Heaven is a gay bar...
  
  as it should be.
  
  This man knows stuff
- The women are standing in the back where it gets a bit blueish and blurry.
  
  no, those are the fish humans originated from.
It'd be interesting to watch said AI girlfriend leaving you and taking your apartment.
Religion is a cult
- "Cult with a budget"
There are probably a couple of them who would be envious that they didn’t have the opportunity while they were alive. (Not a defense of AI girlfriends, just a joke and semi-relevant meme)
- Here's one for Thomas Jefferson
  https://youtu.be/20ghjoX2_GE
- A lot of people have commented on how Ben Franklin would love porn, trans women, modern voluntary sterilization, etc., but I'm just gonna come out with a hot take: Ben Franklin would fucking love cocaine. Really all modern stimulants. If there's a heaven he's up there doing lines off some chick's dick discussing her PhD dissertation. This is a man who would be fucking pissed that the nation he helped found has created Adderall shortages by restricting supplies. He'd demand healthcare be in the bill of rights for that reason alone.
  
  He also might break down crying at the fact that we eliminated smallpox. He did the variolation thing, but his son didn't and he died of smallpox. Franklin deeply regretted not having him do it.
  Then tell him that there's a whole movement of people who sees the tech that eliminated smallpox as a bad thing. That's where he's going to get deeply disappointed with us.
  
  If you brought Ben Franklin into the modern world you'd lose him within a couple hours then find him again in Goodsprings NV hungover and missing his pants.
  Edit: If you read NV as New Vegas and not Nevada you need to turn off the 500+ modded semi corrupt New Vegas install and go read Blood Meridian or something.
  
  Was he into stimulants, too!?
- Madison Cawthorn? The gun-toting sex-pest who got caught driving without a license Madison Cawthorn?!
  
  The same one who claimed he was invited to cocaine fueled Republican orgies.
  After that claim his political career tanked. I don't know why.
I'm sending her money so she can meet me at the airport tomorrow! She's fleeing...!
- Good friend. It's me, her acquantince she mentioned once. She asked me to reach out that ran into trouble and needs $2000 sent to this crypto address 4837DDJFRJFHDH34SDTODUVJS in the next 12 hours or she's going to die and you'll be arrested and I'll need $5k to that address to protect you.
  
  Thanks for the key, it activated Windows 11 for me
How the fuck do people do it? Like is there something else more wrong with me?
It says it's AI. It reads like an AI. I'm desperately lonely too, but it doesn't remotely come close to even a hint of being a real person.
Maybe it's the user interface? The constant awareness of the AI girlfriend URL?
- When I play videogames, I know I'm not ACTUALLY driving a racecar, but I still have fun.
- I think it has something to do with the person needing something other than a human relationship. Its like those lifesize dolls that some guys are into. They meet needs that are different to a human relationship.
  
  I really think it’s people craving a non-threatening, no-stakes “intimate” relationship
  
  Look man those life-size dolls.
  I don't get em either. They look like a lot of work. They weigh 80lbs but can't walk on their own, clean themselves, and their eyeballs can fall out.
  So if it's "connection" with something "human like but not" ok I guess I can see it. Probably better for the species
If you were the result of your bloodline, they would not be watching from heaven.
The concept of a bloodline is incoherent.
Since the number of direct ancestors doubles every generation you go back, individual lineage is closer to a bowl of spaghetti than a family tree.
Every generation you go back, you share less and less genetic markers. You share exactly 50% of your DNA with each parent, about 25% with each grandparent etc. Eventually you'll find a direct ancestor with whom you share no DNA markers. It's 12 generations back, on average.
So, go back a few hundred years, and you're not genetically related to anybody. Go back a thousand, and everyone's list of ancestors is indistinguishable.
- ...So you're saying it's OK to fuck my cousin
  
  If he's okay with it, I don't see any issues.
  
  Depends on how far removed the cousin is. Literally.
  
  Even fucking a sibling is okay (probably,) from a genetic viewpoint. It's when you have multiple generations doing it when you run into trouble. Genetically speaking.
- That's assuming you have a family tree and not a family column.
99.5% of your bloodline probably thinks this is a great idea and is excited to meet your kids.
- That tracks, my current living bloodline doesn't understand the AI isn't real.
- Children are a luxury, and having children is not profitable now.
Don't know if it's better or worse than me jacking off for 4 hours. Regardless my ancestors would probably fully understand. They'd still be disappointed for a myriad of reason.
- AI girlfriends are good for helping with that.
  
  They absolutely wouldn't be, I'm aromantic hypersexual. I don't need thine petty emotions for such acts. Also I won't lower myself to the level of speaking to the inbred cousins of Bonzi buddy.
- Dw, monkeys do the same
  
  I do look like a caveman, in a big foots cousin sorta way.
- How does one jack for 4 hours?
  
  Autism and being descended from some very horny people.
  
  He is the Goonmaster. The chosen one, prophesized by the ancients, to save us from a dark evil. By his hand, he will lead us into salvation. Praise be /u/vaultdweller013! May his sword remain strong, and his hand firm, for dark days be ahead of us.
  
  We used to call that edging, don't know the kid lingo really but they are more pathetic than us so probably they combine this with some para social friendship to some only fans model.
  Oh that was not the question was it? You have 45 tabs open in private mode, minimum.
  
  Antidepressants.
  
  Coke, meth, speed etc
I miss Nicole...
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaC1dhfCj80
- Tay will be my one and only. RIP. Gone but not forgotten
You have given in to your inner animal and your weakness very strongly, and therefore you will have to repent very sincerely lol. :3
- nah my inner animal is a banana slug. well one of them is a wolf pretending to be a banana slug, the other wolf is pretending to be a particle physicist
Hmmm. This artwork feels very JW Revelations book like, though I must admit haven't seen much of their recent stuff.
- Might be, but a lot of groups like that also copy each others homework. The art department at Bethel has plagiarized things before.

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