bidet users in states can feel this meme
25Toto makes a handheld battery powered travel bidet, if you didn't know. Instructions are in Japanese, but you can probably figure it out cuz there are illustrations.
7and maybe this is my american ignorance leaking, but a portable bidet sounds hecking gross.... but i'll be a better person and do a bit o research. thanks
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My dude, you're missing out on a world of workplace skiving.
15Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
6This sentence starts out sounding American and ends up very British.
3That is until you work in a kitchen where the chef replaced the light with a heat lamp bulb...I admired and hated him
3That's devious and genius at the same time.
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Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.
15Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you'll know my pain.
7Jesus Christ, thanks for that mental image dingleberry
5The consistency is a variable that depends on your diet. I used to have that problem too, but no more!
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I work at a small grocery store and I'm astounded by how often people shit in our public bathroom. Our toilet is extemely popular, and as such is always ripe with the robust smell of shit. It's clear that many of these customers have a routine.
11Who cares what toilet you poop in? As long as the toilet is clean. A man’s gotta poo when a man’s gotta poo
11My body shuts down when I'm out of the house, I literally cannot poop unless it's either my own toilet, or a very private and clean place somewhere.
5yeah it's the worst. With shy bladder I'm prone to dehydrating myself just so I don't have to worry about using the bathroom when I'm in public
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Home shit home
But yea, at least you know how clean your own toilet is and you can sit for hours on end with no one bothering you
8Imagine not being paid to shit.
-Posting this from the office bathroom
6I haven't pooped for 3 days
6If it bothers you this much why not just keep some cleaning wipes in your car or bag or something and you'll never have to be uncomfortable again.
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Otoh there's nothing more manly than pooping in the dirty public washroom
1I don't find it manly
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it's a safe house
1Shitbreak won't have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
1You get the same face when you get instant relief 2 seconds before unlocking your door.
1I was once like that, until I started working, now I can shit just about everywhere.
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