Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
34Reply 8ReplyYou could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
6ReplyBut imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.
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Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
30ReplyI bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
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Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
19ReplyWho needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
5ReplySay what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
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Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
17ReplyMe getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
10ReplyI like your approach
5Reply
Me after creating the to-do list:
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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind
16ReplyYeah good guess
8ReplySince @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.
I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.
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If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.
7ReplyIf he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring
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Is Dolph Danish?
1ReplyWorse. He's swedish
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Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
13ReplyWait, that's done after? Not before?
12ReplyThis is the to-do list
15ReplyDuring is the best of both worlds.
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
10Reply✅took my final exam today
❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
9ReplyMadsLad
9Replytask 1: touch lips
8ReplyWho is that guy? He looks familiar.
7ReplyActor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
20ReplyThanks!
4Reply
He's Hannibal the cannibal.
2ReplyHe's got a YouTube channel called Small Brained American that documents his trip around the world. The algorithm has sent me his way a few times.
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The ultimate mad lad
7ReplyMads lad
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Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
6ReplyIt's for the antioxidants
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