1 yr. ago • 98%

A lesson for all you youngsters

57 comments

I CAN argue with that!

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- No you can't and won't and aren't
  
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have a PhD in online arguments, and I've been involved in numerous anonymous arguments with internet strangers, and I have won over 300 arguments online.

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- Oh, so you're an expert in online arguments? Name every online argument.
  
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  Here:
  
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https://xkcd.com/386/

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- He's saving the internet, what a guy
  
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This is the wrong opinion.

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- No, my opinion is wrong!
  
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  No this is Patrick
  
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I call BS on that. Time is relative. Fucking Green Captain America…go put a circle of salt around you, it won’t help you against my facts and logic.

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At least you're getting involved rather than just watching strangers argue.

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So far so good here. The communities aren't niche enough yet, so naturally I've already been called a nazi.

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- Are you a Nazi?
  
  Just asking for curiosities sake. I expect not, but you never know.
  
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  I not nazi.
  
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there, argue with me:

noodles > rice

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- rice is cheaper
  
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- What about noodles with rice?
  
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- I like rice better. And I’m Italian.
  
  You can pair it with so much more stuff.
  
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- Rice is healthier
  
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  Brown rice is healthier, white rice causes nutritional deficiencies.
  
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- California rolls >>>>> OG Japansse Sushi
  
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- What about rice noodles?
  
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  rice noodles are fucking amazing, but they are still noodles
  
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Don't tell me what to do!!! 😁

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- Don't tell me what not to tell you!
  
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Every comment I write is viewed hundreds of times. I feel like I am exporting my cultural beliefs by being so vocal on the Internet.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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sir yes sir

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I think honest debate about ideas and the world around you is an integral part of life.

Course, there's that pesky word, 'honest'.

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- No, youre wrong.
  
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Haven't got enough spine to even talk to people irl

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And leaking classified military documents to win said arguments.

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And asserting that you are right.

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No you

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You're not my supervisor!

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what else am i gunna do on the shitter? pokemon killed the series, and mobile games suck.

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- Play old Pokémon games, duh.
  
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  i've already played those games.
  
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https://xkcd.com/386/

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- I'd love to see an updated version of that
  
  Edit, nevermind wrong link. Somehow first time it showed the big earth temp graph.
  
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This is what I think whenever I see someone freaking out in public over nothing.

"Is this really what you want to be doing today?"

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Wron opinion is x)

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Some sage wisdom here. I will make sure to follow it for the rest of my life.

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black beens > white beans, deny it if you can

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thanks old man

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Sure thing.

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Stop telling me what to do, Mom!

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Test

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