fck that’s so much walking on those streets, I cannot handle that
damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲
as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.
Keep it up 😎
thanks so much 🙇♂️
“couldn’t find post” darn :(
where can I watch F1 for free?
let him cook for a while until he realizes at birth God wanted for the kid to be black
hmm I saw this one before on the net, where’d you copy it from
I could use one of these to finally cut this damn bread
we need to do something! but first, let me finish my beer
Snoop Doggesque kitchen style
what if one day you wanna be trans, what would you wanna turn into?
I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?
Hi all 👋
I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking
- appleinsider
- 9to5mac
- MacRumors
and sometimes iMore.
What are y’all reading?
“What? No there isn’t!”
“Well then how did your foot get in there?”
The cementery
Well, why are you carrying it around?
I’d have to change my name
When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”
I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.
“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”
You told me to change the baby
If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance
If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap
but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.
Sure. Which way did you come in ?
Does anyone know what this is? I was checking my Screen Time for today and scrolled all the way to the bottom just to bump into this.
This makes me curious