1 yr. ago • 99%

Guess who?

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I'll trade you one rice cooker cat for a bulldog that poops in front of the door after going for a long walk.

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- At least you don't have to carry the dog poop home!
  
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  Yeah, but I bet the dumpster or poop bin is on the other side of the yard or parking lot.
  
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A rice cooker takes like 20-30m, who's sleeping while they make rice?....

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- Some rice cooker has a built in schedular. You can program it to cook at certain time.
  
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  So is the rice soaking in water overnight?
  
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- Why are you waiting the rice cooker to finish? it's usually automatically changed to warmer mode after the cooking is done.
  
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  And let it burn to the bottom? Nah, as soon as I hear that click I'm Usain Bolt on my way to unplug that thing
  
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  Maybe my rice cooker isn't expensive enough. It's a mid range one that does a pretty good job, but if I leave it on warm for a long while after finishing the rice turns to shit. I buy more expensive/good rice and don't like it getting ruined.
  
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  Seems like a waste of energy.
  
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I had a disabled cat (heart failure, nearly blind, digestive issues, and severe brain damage) who went absolutely bonkers for strawberries. He was always trying to steal them. He was never successful. One day I caved and gave him a slice of a strawberry. He sniffed it then left. The next time I ate strawberries he went right back to trying to steal them. He was such a little shithead, but was the best cat I've ever had.

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- Permanently Deleted
  
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It really shouldn't have taken you that long. You've got thumbs.

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If you like this post, you gotta see the response post Straycatj made:

"I'm going to tell you about his wrongdoing again."

He opened the ice stocker of her refrigerator and let all ice cubes melted
↑it inundated the floor
He entered that stock space after she quit to make ices
He entered her towel box(example photo) and put black furs all the towels
↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
He threw away her kitchen cloth box when he climbed and entered the shelf
↑she needed to wash them again
↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
He opened the rice cooker before it started to cook so she couldn't have rice at the morning
He opened the rice cooker and ate rice
She needed to buy a new cooker with the side button
He ate rice in her lunch box
He ate mochi rice before she cook
He opened the package of pasta and ate them
He opened the package of lamen and ate them
He raids her every time while she's eating her favorite pudding

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- oh cat mischief
  
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Is it him? My guess is him!

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Was it the dog?

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