When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
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When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.
Vegans don't know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.
When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.