Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.
37Reply$25 that's like half an hour.
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As an alcoholic, that doesn't work .... it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn't stop someone with a strong enough addiction
Nice welding job tho
30ReplyNice welding job tho
Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they're on the wall instead of being in the corner.
9ReplyYup. The store has more.
4Replyif I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards
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- Place in bucket
- Break bottle with hammer
- Grab your favorite silly straw
- Betray yourself
29ReplyI love the taste of internal lacerations
26ReplyBonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋
19ReplyHelp get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level
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Well... I mean if I were an alcoholic ....I'd crack the bottle and filter it haha.
23ReplyRemove lid from bottle, use straw.
7ReplyYah, you could just carefully use a nail and get two holes through the shoulders. One for a straw and one for air.
Source: Made THE MACHINE with a Hennessy bottle and a nail and blasted off into another dimension
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The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.
19ReplyGrinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of "a trapped bottle".
14Replythe one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter
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Did you do this OP? Cause I've seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn't seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn't very handy and won't be able to get through the casing.
14ReplyThe OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother
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I bet I could still get the lid unscrewed enough to get a few drops out
12ReplyA way to prove your commitment to drinking**
11ReplyOr just smash the bottle.
Or just give it away.
5ReplyMetal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you'll have the lid to open and drink
4ReplyThe lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.
3ReplyWould that get plastic in the booze?
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Sazall does em all!
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Less effective than just throwing out the bottle, but I can see you meant weld.
1ReplyEven when I did drink I wouldn't touch Crown.
1ReplyIs this the most wholesome commagazine?
No, but it's kinda funny and I'll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.
Edit: votes have been cast and the results show that this place is 2/4 dumpster and 1/2 decent.
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