Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."
41Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out
29Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!
23Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.
14...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves
12Why wouldn't you just have your bathroom attendant do it?
7I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.
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#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary
10Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?
5Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")
4What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don't mind me asking?
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My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.
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