Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave
Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave
LAKE MARY, FL—Hoping to instill an important life lesson in the impressionable teens, a Florida school reportedly began handing out lifelike dolls to students Wedneday that would simulate the experience of owning a slave. “A lot of these young people think it sounds easy to own another human being,...
The Onion is pulling no punches lately.
44Their pitch room must be running 24/7 with all the material lately.
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Took me a minute to realize it was the Onion.
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22Yep. It's the strategy to ensure people remain desperate and too afraid to do anything.
5How long until Florida reintroduces "apprenticeship programs" to deal with the shortage of agriculture workers their immigration policy has created.
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Somehow, this feels like less of a joke than the real events it's based on.
13Onion used to do satire. Now it's just a prediction machine.
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My heart froze for a second when I thought I saw nottheonion and I'm glad I was wrong
13This hurt my soul a little bit.
7Listen, I love The Onion but don’t give ‘em ideas, man…
6I'm ever so slightly disappointed that they didn't work in the recent statement about teaching the slaves "skills" to benefit them.
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