10 mo. ago • 97%

Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

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- The bucket specifically designed to be filled....
  
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  With My Corn Seed
  
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- Why do we even have that bucket‽
  
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I think they could have done something that didn't look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn't even look like a sand worm.. it's barely a passable Sarlacc.

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- they knew, from the start
  
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  If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”
  
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Muad’deez nutz

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- And… the movie is ruined. I’ll think that at least 3 times while watching.
  
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What a waste of plastic for something that's just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

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- Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.
  
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  Don't worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.
  
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- It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.
  
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The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

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- "I'm gonna make it so dry..."
  
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  This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this
  
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- I mean, just look at it.
  
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- If you ever meet a teenage boy you'll, unfortunately, understand
  
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I mean I'm curious

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- Worm-curious?
  
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Don’t put your dick in that

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- Or maybe do put your dick in that.
  
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  let's get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.
  
  Not gonna happen
  
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- No!! Why you warn me :(
  
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I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

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Gom jabbar for the dick

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- She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit
  
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Something’s gonna flow…

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Salty popcorn

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- I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it
  
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Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

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- this is exactly what he would have wanted
  
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- Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.
  
  A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.
  
  This is mild compared to what went on in his head.
  
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  That's certainly... one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren't the Companions from Firefly
  
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  A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.
  
  Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.
  
  The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language...
  
  Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.
  
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If they hadn't gotten rid of computers they wouldn't have needed spice

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- A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s
  
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Something something must flow

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to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

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- Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?
  
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Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

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