Words fail me

Secdee? Secdeez nuts!

The Kremlin loves these idiots.

Dude at the end looking at his two e's like he put them in the wrong order. Just priceless.

Republicans: "We'd win a 2nd civil war, we have all the guns!"

Bitch, do you think your civilian small-arms could stand against the full military might of the federal government!? Not even saying it's a good thing...

The south will ries agani!

As a Canadian this reminds me of Quebec. They're always going on about seceding, but they're land locked, and without the rest of the country they'd be financially and socially FUCKED.

Reminder that Texas's yearly operating budget is roughly 51 billion, and they receive 62 billion in federal aid, so without the rest of the country, Texas can't even run the state

Love how they get a random black guy/gal involved, like they wouldn't be decorating the nearest tree if these fuckers got their way.

they already tried to secede with their electric grid...

It collapsed...

oops?

Words clearly fail them too

Anybody good with anagrams care to tell me what it should or could say?

"We'll make mariguana even more illegal! With harsher punishment! And we'll make legal guns even BIGGER 'n' faster! Don't tread on me YEEHAW!"

Them, too.

Let them. Texas is a taker state

They kind of selling it though, looking at these tools makes you think perhaps it is a good idea for them to SECDEE the fuck off?

cd eees!

What the hell is this supposed to spell?

Sec deez nuts bro

We'll kick them out before they leave.

It is funny to see the calls like this and also the calls for civil war. The number of texans capable of shooting down an F35 with the puny small arms they bought is zero. Shoot, replace F35 with any plane built in the past 50 years.

That is why there will never be a civil war.

Before you start mumbling something about republicans flying F35s, keep in mind you actually have to have an ounce of intelligence to fly one. If they had any intelligence they would not be republican.

I wonder who this "Secretary Dee" fellow is.

Is that a misspelled XD? XD

The south with cries again 😂

Secdeez nuts