1 yr. ago • 99%

"This place is like a family"

40 comments

Also, relevant Ryan George: https://youtu.be/gnWutAm4En4

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Bro I am a manager myself and I dont trust my Manager. These shitty corporate structure are the worst.

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- My manager is super nice and I know well that if it helps his career he would shank me in the bathrooms.
  
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  Lol so fucking true
  
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I'm pretty sure that this is the most high res version of this meme I've seen to date.

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- This ones been sitting on someone's hard drive since the early days of the meme, before compression artifacts rotted it.
  
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  That or maybe AI cleanup
  
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There are three things that claim they are family: relatives, work, and The Olive Garden. Out of those things, only one provides unlimited bread sticks. I know which one I'm going with.

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- Can't go wrong with those bread sticks.
  
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Reaply: My mother was abusive and my father left when I was 6. I don't want a family; I want a living wage.

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I've never seen an HD version of this picture before.

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- The trick is to see the meme early, save it because funni and eternally true, and then much later plumb the archives for good memes to give to Lemmy
  
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When life gives you lemons, find a new family.

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My family sure is stingy with their money lately...

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My bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I'm here for a check and that's it. I don't care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't shed a tear. Didn't like that comment very much 🤣

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- In the future I recommend lying
  
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  why? to be a lying boot licker like everyone else?
  
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  Oh i didn't get in trouble for it as I didn't break any rules. I speak my mind regardless who I'm talking to. When I'm at work i care about myself only and everyone else i run over with a bus if they interfere with me. Ezpz.
  
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You wouldn't fire your family, would you?

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- Terrifying.
  
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"Nah, I'm here for the money."

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"we're like a family here"

Ah, so you emotionally and physically abuse me, make me feel worthless and then ghost me and leave me to struggle alone in the world? Very tempting

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You're expected to drop everything when your family needs you with no expectation of getting anything for all your sacrifice.

Yep - they definitely want you to see the company as family.

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Boss: "In this company we are a family"

Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers

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- What are you doing step-PM!?!?
  
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  Step-Prime Minister?
  
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- Gets stuck the company laundry machine
  
  "What are you doing step-coworker?"
  
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Ed Truck is the exact guy who told Michael coworkers were not family in the show lol

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My family needs to unionize.

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If I am ever told we are like family, I'll gladly let whoever told me that know that if push comes to shove, I am not above murdering "family".

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He noticed you are applying to other jobs and now is trying to guilt trip you

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The other families are just as abusive. Stone skimming only gets you so far, before you hit the bottom.

It better to establish a foundation through unionisation.

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