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Shireside

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You do know that’s not what shire means, right?

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- I don’t think he know about Shires, Pip.
  
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  What about Tookland? Buckland? Bree-land? Overhill? Hobbiton? He knows about them, doesn't he?
  
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  Not even Worcestershire?
  
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- Just means county.
  
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Where's Sam? Is he secret? Is he safe?

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- Well, someone had to take the picture, no?
  
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  You are both wise and fair.
  
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Okay but what if Pippin had a double barrel in the books?

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- That's Merry.
  
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  Okay but what if Pippin had a double Merry in the books?
  
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  Right, anyways
  
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Looks like an album cover.

What would this band be called?

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- Three blokes and a gun
  
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  ~~Merry, Pippin, and two smoking barrels~~
  
  Frodo, Doggo, and two smoking hobbitses
  
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  Little on the nose there
  
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No one tasked with writing an essay would substitute an 11 letter word with a 5 letter word.

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Shire roads, take me home to the place I belong

Western Shire, hobbit mama

Take me home, shire road 🎵

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