What’s in a name?

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https://xkcd.com/327/

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

I love you so much NullPointerException

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂

Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

Little baby FORTRAN

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.

Brainfuck

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

How could they forget Pascal :/

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

Oop

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I like "Vectoria".

Eula.

Naming things kids is the hardest part of programming.

Lua

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

Don't give elon any ideas.

Error also has a nice ring to it

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

World. Why? "Hello World".

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

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My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

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Really?

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

• Orphan Process
• Null
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We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

don't forget Ada

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Exception Segfault Binary

Ada?

404

OOM

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Boolean ftw XD

Forindo Iffi **int

Function

OOP

There it is.

Saving this for the future.

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

most are bad names

C++ would be called C for short.

Dot, Enzo, Bob, Phong...

If Archer and Parker and Miller get to be first names…my next kid is Pointer.

Name your child Segmentation fault

NPE

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