Take me home
Take me home
My tractor broke down and my dog stole my truck
It used to be, now it's just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife's ass looks in jeans.
63As Steve Earle said, it's hip-hop for guys that are afraid of black people
57Yeah now it's rural 1990s mainstream gangsta brag rap
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Modern country music is just dude's from L.A. dunkin' on country folk, parodying their dirt road/cold beer way of life, and these fucking inbreds eat it up like it's the anthem of their soul.
Worse yet, the ones who aren't just writing what hicks want to hear are trying to speak real sexy over a snap track. Whenever I hear "Country girls, shake it for me, girl..", I can't not think of obese 50-year-old bar flies chain smoking and dancing in denim. You're not getting 10s shaking their bodies to that shit.
Anyone over a 6 left Yolksmobile County years ago.
44Honestly being a southerner is infuriating because the media has decided minstrel shows are fine if they're about Southerners....
Can I enjoy my grits on my sawdust covered floor in peace without Larry The Cable Guy making everything I stand for seem intellectually impaired?
20Permanently Deleted
10When it's a country song singing about some girl I think of some inbred conservative talking to an obese diet coke drinking land whale
5There’s 10s. You’d be surprised.
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New "country" music is hip hop for white people that are afraid of black people.
40Haha, I remember when they all dyed their hair blond and put on a wife beater and named their teen mom babies Haley.
Now they all have big belt buckles and cowboy hats and say, “Uuupchyerrrrrch!” “Ayuhpcherch??” “Urrrrpchuuuurch!” “Heyuhl yeah! Upchurch!”
11Your comment smells like Mich Lites
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I was going through some old casette tapes my parents had. One country group from the 80s-90s had a song that basically said they'd be the last contry band left when the rest turn into pop. I have to track it down again!
New country pop country sucks but I can listen to some Tyler Childers, First Aid Kit or Johnny Cash any day. Like most music the good stuff is out there if you look past the overplayed corporate radio surface
8Hick-hop
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You have insulted emo and I wont stand for it…
If you’d like to apologize I’ll be brooding over in the corner writing a song about this.
35I had to shoot my wife because she was sleeping with my truck.
24Farmo?
22Modern country music is just emo music while wearing wranglers instead of skinny jeans
14You are 100% correct and I'm fine with it.
14It used to be farm punk.
12It still is if you listen to alt country.
10Jason Isbell is solid.
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We got folk punk still
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Pretty sure emo is farm emo
9Emo is sad pop
4My dad is a sad pop
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I've always said country music is blues for white people
7Ugh, no. The blues are awesome. Blues music does not celebrate ignorance, nor is it whiny.
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I mean old country sure I suppose. New country at least of what I have heard no.
6There's a documentary about this called Trolls 2.
6everything is emo if you read the lyrics
5THIS IS MY COMEBACK SONG! IT'S ONLY MEANT TO FUCKING PROVE YOU WRONG! I AM SO FAR FROM BEING FAMOUS! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE SAME AS ME AND THAT'S THE WAY I WANT IT TO BE!
7Not Shapoopi
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Yo, I have to strongly disagree. As a backyard farmer and someone who loves emo music, country music does NOT represent me lol. I grew up on large farms, so I know what the true for realsy farmer life is also like. I just do backyard stuff because $$$$
4Isn't bluegrass a subgenre from country?
3Related genres but I wouldn't say it's a subgenre. They both evolved from "string music" but took it in very different directions.
12Old time country. Country itself is just pop on acoustic guitar and funny accents. Sometimes banjos.
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Emo music isn't racist, also
See: Jason Aldean
2Pop is just emo for basic removed.
2Hyperpop is just emo for uhh... emos that love techno?
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Jolene...
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