What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.
42Reply 29ReplyI sat up lol
11ReplyWhenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:
3Reply
Hey.
Shut up.
25Replyfuck
22ReplyI like to slump when I shit.
17ReplyMy toilet posture is pristine you philistine
12ReplyHave you got a squatty potty?
6ReplyMy
toiletlatrine posture is pristine you philistine 2ReplyThat sounds better for sure. I'll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine
1Reply
Are you spying on me ?
8ReplyFuck you spiderman, you're not my real dad!
5Replyno
5ReplySitting up straight isn't magically better than sitting in a more resting position.
5ReplyFixed, I'm now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.
4ReplyEverybody gets one!
4ReplyHah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.
4ReplyI should do more of these.
3Reply
Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!
4ReplySure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.
3Reply
3Replyim laying down fuck you
3ReplyNot wrong
3ReplyCan it, spider-Dork, I'm poopin'
3ReplyPass, The sound my spine makes while sitting "properly" is a sign this is wrong. I will continue sitting like a tied up pair of pants fresh out of the drier, and you can't stop me.
2ReplyI fucking love the analogy
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I was told you're supposed to put your legs up when you poop, was that not right? It seems to help?
2ReplyCerveza cristal
1Replyshut up no one will stop me from buritto rolling
1ReplyI am reclined so a can unwind. I have engaged my abs now though.
1Replyslouches even more
Nnnnnno!
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