Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.
36The other times you shit the bed
14And pee yourself
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that's a life pro tip right there
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And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams
11Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls
8Eh, I was going to shower anyway.
5Make the bladder gladder.
5Sometimes it happens that I dream I actually woke up and am staring at the wc...
3Is it even possible? I mean, your bladder would probably scream so loud that the brain would give up
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I don't know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.
9The bladder tells the balls that it's time
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Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
8Biological clock in action
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This was me this morning and I hate it.
7Only this morning? Lucky bastard.
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Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
4And then you're 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep
7Yeah, 20 if I'm lucky 😞
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I am almost never able to get back to sleep after "answering the call." It's like the brain get a signal to start working.
2It happens to me too, but I'm always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I'm a night owl and don't give myself enough time to sleep.
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Every damn morning
4Uhgm aczually it's "I need to release the contained urine in me" since the bladder holds the urine.
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