1 yr. ago • 95%

[ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

Don't ask why.

UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE

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Man I really wanna know what the fuck you're up to

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- He is the Florida Man of Lemmy.... LEMMY MAN
  
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- This is gonna go down in lemmy history
  
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- Probably weed.
  
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  Nah dude, weed don't make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.
  
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This lore is getting intense

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Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You're not gonna poop anything.

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- But are they allowed to poop?
  
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- The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients...
  
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  I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies
  
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What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?

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  when you're trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms
  
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  🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.
  
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- I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…
  
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If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...

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Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.

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  If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.
  
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This is mystifying to watch.

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What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?

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- Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073
  
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- I think it's just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics
  
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OOOHH I KNOW!

You're writing a book?

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