141Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
61Depends on the delivery method.
-
In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
-
In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
-
In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
-
In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
46-
Too lazy.
29
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
44Mom - "Stop playing your video game, it's time for dinner."
Son - "But I'm not hungry"
Mom - "Don't tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands."
26I intensely dislike you right now.
14Arms are weak, teeth are hard... Mom's spaghetti?
4
- 40
Amazing
11
Why the fuck would you say that
40Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth...
You're welcome.
18Ah, the ol dickteeth.
14
30
11
30Delete this
29There would definitely be sexual implications
20( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
8Never blow someone while hungry!
6
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
17My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don't tell people what they can't do.
4It's just foreplay.
3Fucking millennials.
1
I don’t know how to recover from this
17That’s the thing, you don’t.
3
This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
16Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we'd start looking at pictures of food to get "in the mood" before brushing... food porn
50There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
17Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
4Would be a pain? More like a pleasure...
4There wouldn't be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you'd probably be fine using just mouthwash.
2
Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
11So I can't eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I'd go for it.
13Making out would be amazing!
7
Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated
16The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.
16That's my secret...
I'm always hungry
14Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
12that movie is sooooo good!!
3
Put the request on github for the next release
11Wait, that's not normal?
9Thanks I hate it
9This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.
9I'm betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.
8I don’t know how to recover from this
7Pavlov wouldn't need a dog for this.
just look at those smiles at food commercials.
6This is what afflicts Boomhauer.
6Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this
6Would be great to loose wait. I'd never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.
6Maybe that's my secret ... I'm always hungry.
5it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.
3excellent work
2Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene...
2Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.
2Permanently Deleted
1
