All four melons lived in harmony, then everything changed when the fire melon attacked
39ReplyAnd the Avatar must master all four elemelons.
14ReplyBut he still has a lot to learn...
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Firemelon is just peppers
Earthmelon is an onion
Windmelon is beans 37ReplyPermanently Deleted
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17ReplyWhen I learnt the alphabet song as a kid I always used to think it went H I J K elemelon P
13ReplyI thought it was EMINEMO (yes, all caps).
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MUL-TI-PASS!
8ReplyHydrogenmelon, Heliummelon, Lithiummelon, Berylliummelon, Boronmelon, Carbonmelon, Nitrogenmelon, Oxygenmelon, Fluorinemelon, Neonmelon....
8ReplyDihydrogenmonoxidemelon
4ReplyHHeLiBeBCNOFNeMelon
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this was worth the doom scrolling
8ReplyI feel like earthmellon would just be a coconut. I'm excited for windmelon and firemellon, though.
7ReplyRockmelon is another name for cantaloupe
4ReplyThat's true, I guess because of the peel. By that logic watermelons would have to be blue, though.
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Dragonfruit? Or are we going capsaicin
3ReplyI was thinking that it's about composition (watermelon is mostly water), so probably more capsaicin. Hot like a pepper but big and round. And maybe some orangish bioluminescence too, since it's a made-up fruit and I'm allowed some creative licence.
Windmelon would then be very light and spongy.
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Whatever you're smoking, I want it!
3Reply"Mm... Sure can't wait to try this windmelon!"
Punctures it with knife to cut it and it just explodes because it's full of compressed air
3Reply"Elemelons". Now that is a new favorite high word, next to banana. Banananananananananana.....
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