Jesus, help me! - No!

“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

Jesus, take the wheel legs

AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..

Why does he not simply walk on the water?

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

You see, you can tell it's fake because Jesus isn't real (and also doesn't have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It's just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.

It's fucking weird.

So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.

NPC behaviour, truly.

Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?

JESU

Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I'm worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen

Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.

This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.

Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It's so shallow he's not even bothering to walk on it.

I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.

Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!

six limbs! He's technically an insect

I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don't get wet

There's only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*

JESU 24

*Fuck off if there's flooding.

They are getting better with the number of fingers.

When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.

So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it's allegedly supporting?

Amen

How many sets of footprints in the sand??

OPEN YOUR MINDSSSS

Jesus had a underdeveloped Siamese twin?

Amen.

Solved the whole walking on water trick illusion

Save me Jebus!

Amen.

Jesu!

Jesus Mutant Superstar.

Amen

OG Bootstrapper

Amen.

Is this picture implying Jesus is a centaur?

Jesus playing centaur like luffy with kinemons legs

What would you expect from those religious nutcases?