7 mo. ago • 89%

Trust exercise

53 comments

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Can't. My phone keeps reorienting.

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- Can't even trust your phone these days smh my head
  
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- You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
  
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  Beyblade style!
  
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- Turn yourself upside-down
  
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  At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
  
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- Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
  
  Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
  
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- Not mine, it’s Occidental.
  
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  Eyyyy
  
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Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

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- The game.
  
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  We both just lost it.
  
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  You son of a bitch...
  
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  .>:|
  
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- I can't believe they did them like that
  
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Eat dick op

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- This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!
  
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This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

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Explain?

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- Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.
  
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  I don't trust you
  
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  Never trust anyone, I saw it.
  
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This didn't trick me.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm going to go make a coffee.

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- I don't believe you
  
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  I made this with AI to support my deception
  
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  Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.
  
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Shame on you, you got me

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- Seems like the shame could be on you
  
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  Doesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?
  
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- Yeah the shame's definitely on you
  
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How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".

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- Easy peasy
  
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🖕🏻

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I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

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Holy shit.

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Permanently Deleted

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- 😠
  
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There's no trust involved here.

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Is this loss?

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Almost had me there

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No

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