That reads like a fever dream and I love it
25Sounds like fun. Why do the darn Americans have to hog all the eclipses? I want one too!
23Because you commies killed Jesus.
21This is the last one for a very long time. But the next 20 years it looks like Australia is going to be doing all the hogging.
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I have never seen an analog horror picture, pretty cool!
11I draw the line at watching the entire extended LOTR. That’s longer than the amount of daylight hours.
8I can't get into wizards.
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Damn I saw this too late. I just stood in the parking lot with my coworkers for like 15 mins. How fucked are we since we didn't follow protocol?
8Get straight to the Waffle House laddie.
5Will do! O7
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Phil is fucked. Can’t say I mind that much. Dude is an asshole.
7Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.
It’s true. It’s on the internet.
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Getting real Night Vale vibes with this one.
5All hail the glowing cloud.
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May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.
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