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1y ago

"Let me in right now or I swear..."

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If those geese could read they would be very upset

I think that's at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.
- Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?
  But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?
  
  They don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone.
  Canada geese are evil mean bastards
- When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying
  Couldn't escape if I wanted to!

- To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.
  
  Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.

Until the geese learn to operate the windows
- It's bill is essentially a lever...
  Shouldn't take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.
  
  Bill... Gated? By Windows?

"please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man" the goose

You only have to fight a goose one time and it'll start leaving you alone.
- That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies
  
  Just fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone.
- Feed them dandelions and they're your friend forever tho
  Ask me how I know
  
  How do you know?
  
  Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?

I wish I had a goose visit. I'd give him some chicken feed.
- Geese are some of nature's biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.
  
  Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life
  
  If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.

stares menacingly

For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.

If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.
- It's a Canada goose. It's far more accustomed to cold.

Geesus

inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

"It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose."

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