Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?
Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?
Nuke'em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
65ReplyFuckin' A.
13ReplyI knew someone would beat me to it
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: "They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides"
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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35ReplyGood human!
16ReplyThank you, fellow human 🤖
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Good meat-bot!
11ReplyThank you, flesh friend.
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You have to introduce their natural Predators.
35ReplyThen we send wave after wave of gorillas at them!
4ReplyGuerillas*
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A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
30Replyget away from her you bitch.
22ReplyThey mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
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I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.
29ReplyI love that it would look right at home in Australia
27ReplyWe would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof
10ReplyYep.
9ReplyIt would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ
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They're actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
25ReplyA crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
23ReplyIs it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
9Replyyeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can't talk anymore
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Have you considered running for your life, mate?
21ReplyWould I find that brand at Lowe's or Home Depot?
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Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
21ReplyNuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
20ReplyThis should be the top comment
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I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
19ReplyThe only problem is that it's just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
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Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don't want to use pesticides.
18ReplyIt’s just looking for a fresh face!
18ReplyGame Over, Man. Game Over.
18ReplyNuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
17ReplyTechnically not using pesticides 😂👍
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My gut feeling is to just face it or it will burst out of control.
15ReplyOceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what's going on. That should be humane.
13Replyis “hug therapy” not the way? that explains my family’s disappearance.
12ReplyFire. Lots of it.
11ReplyShoot it
11Replyi olny have inhumane solutions
10ReplyFire
9ReplyI'd recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.
If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.
These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.
9ReplyThey have acid blood, so I would suggest a strong base such as bleach.
8ReplyJust move out, you have already lost the garden
7ReplyNothing an L56A3 Smartgun can’t handle. I always keep mine resting on the back porch ready for these pesky varmints.
6ReplyJust walk around in the yard for a bit.
4ReplyThat thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?
4ReplyIt is what you think it is haha
14ReplyIdk maybe a facehugger from Aliens?
8ReplyI think the original picture is of a coconut crab
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You don't.
3ReplyWtf is it tho
2ReplyThey're called facehuggers because they wrap around your face, shove their vagina down your throat and lay eggs in you, which hatch and punch their way out of your chest.
How have you never seen any Alien franchise movies?
8ReplyMovies? I thought those were documentaries about long ago in a galaxy much like ours .
6ReplyI don't think they shove their vagina down your throat. I think it's maybe their uterus? Or their fallopian tubes or something? Any xenomorphologists here?
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Faciem Amplexus
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They are cute little things called face huggers. Just give them as a gift to your lonely neighbour so they can get free hugs.
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