considering the dog's iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
156ReplyI disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝
119ReplyHate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
22ReplySkill issue 4Reply
Also kids are more like parasites than pets
23ReplyThat's some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.
39ReplyJust cause your mum said that about you, doesn't mean it's true of all kids
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The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.
84ReplyYou misspelled the word cat.
41ReplyNo, that's not a cat, that's a cat:
40Replythe second I read this comment my cat decided to see what my toe would taste like
30ReplyI have two cats.
Well, I actually have one cat.
But my cat has a pet cat.
24ReplyNo, cats are the other way around. You're just a human who lives in their house.
18ReplyThe dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.
10ReplyI didn't say 'asshole'. Not that we don't love them. I live with 6 of the asshole variety. I miss dogs.
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The dog:
54Reply 28ReplyJoe Rogan's dog
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Is that taxidermy?
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The dog dude with the hot gf!
3ReplySomeone trim that dog's nails.
2ReplyGhost dog!
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It's so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy 🤗
50ReplyI had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a "person" not a "thing." I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.
35ReplyOther animals are persons.
14Replyyou're not wrong, calling animals "it" makes me cringe
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The dogs name is Kevin.
24ReplyThat's actually pretty sweet. But the nails on that dog make me think that's not a dog. You're living with a child-werewolf.
9ReplyDid you intend to reply to ShieldToad's comment?
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Enlightenment is a glorious thing, is it not?
3ReplyRemoved
-2ReplyPet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.
If you have lots of pets you don’t live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.
-19ReplyWell, maybe Zoo is also reductive, let's say it is an ecosystem.
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Old repost.
-24ReplyNew to me.
14ReplyMe too
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Old is the new new.
No, seriously: I'm tired of reposts few days later but there is nothing wrong with reposting old stuff
13ReplyWho cares? We're having fun.
7ReplyYou better stop that right now!
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