Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
Father Thomas McHale was reprimanded but not removed.
I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
80ReplyHis last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
40Reply"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"
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Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
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He is risen
41ReplyJesus was hung on a cross
25ReplyJesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
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Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
39Replyan heresy
10Replyan heresy
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I hope i go out with a stiffy
31ReplyAnd it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
23ReplyThe Res-erection of Christ
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Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
23ReplyIt’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
35ReplyNo wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
13ReplyIt's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
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Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
15ReplyJesus is a switch?
6ReplyI am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
5ReplyJesus is a checkbox
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Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
13ReplyI can't see it. Is it a picture?
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Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
8ReplyI think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.
Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
7ReplyI don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
6ReplySo Jesus died on an erection?
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flag with erection
5Replythey hated him for speaking the truth
2ReplyThis is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.
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